My omgle adventure

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 27, female, africa
Stranger: what part of africa ?
You: there were elephants are
You: we have many elephants here
Stranger: O____o
You: no shit
You: 0.o
Stranger: i meant like , where . . . .
Stranger: what country ?
You: oh
You: hm
You: Kongo ?
Stranger: ?
You: well im not sure
Stranger: wtf is wrong with yu ?
You: im playing with my elephant
Stranger: O___o
Stranger: gtfo
You: nah
Stranger: ignorance :/
You: tits or gtfo
Stranger: ?
You: wanna buy koeran porn?
You: i accept liberty reserve and paypal
Stranger: NOOOOOOO . wtf are yu smokinq ? O___o
You: i just ate like
You: mm..
You: 1-2kg of peas
You: and guess who's smelling ;D
You: nah im just joking
You: no farting here
Stranger: uhm , wow
You: i like cod more
Stranger: O____o
You: 0.o
Stranger: you have serious issues .
You: hm
You: yes, ma'am
Stranger: find a mental institution is " africa "
Stranger: * in
You: um
Stranger: SMH , iHate liars !
You: here were we live here's a club called africa
You: and now i dont lie
You: honestly
You: wanna earn $10 ?
You: you know.. you gotta spend money to make money
Stranger: -_______- NO
You: ya digg
You: young money, cash money
You: ihihihihihihihihi
Stranger: stfu .
You: wasnt that a great lil wayne impression
You: ok
You: sorry
Stranger: Nawww .
You: hm
You: so what's crackin ?
You: you know that um..
You: girl asks "are you e on" guy says no im pablo
You: pablo francisco
You: that guy is funny as hell
You: go to YT
Stranger: YT ?
You: new place
You: for videos
You: maybe you know
You: or have heard
You: youtube
Stranger: youtube ?
Stranger: -_____-
You:
Stranger: ofcourse jackass
You: why the hell i have always tinier smileys
You: you must have a wide face
You: you know that
You: um
You: alone forever?
Stranger: Alone Forever ?
You: or forever alone
Stranger: Wtf Are Yu Talkinq About ?
You: http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C...&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1440&bih=775
You: he has a wide face
You: imagine that wind resistance
Stranger: -_____________________-
You: now that's a wide face
You: good good
Stranger: :/
Stranger: you are annoying
Stranger: and weird
You: sorry
Stranger: and a liar
Stranger: smh
You: noo
You: i dont lie
Stranger: im leaving
You: on my bed
You: i sit
You: ..
Stranger: all these damn lies .
Stranger: smfh
You: no joking
You: what's smfh ?
Stranger: all of this was a joke
Stranger: SHAKING MY FUCKING HEAD
You: smoke my fucking hash ?
You: ooo
Stranger: qoodbye IDIOT
You: haha

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