My life just changed

I'll just take a wild guess here, but I'd say that "couple of months" later is a bit too late for the "morning after" pill :p

Sh1t, thought that he slept with her yesterday... Yeah that explains the hyper velocity on the incubation process lol
 
Some people have gone all in with Kryptos because they were greedy. You were also greedy but just in another way. This story should be an important lesson for every bhw member.

Back to topic: You met her only for one time? Does she know more than your name? Close all of your accounts, change your number and move to another city...
 
first off don’t be a dumbass like me, this happened a couple months ago. Some chick on my Twitter was liking my tweets and I decided to dm her. First mistake but anyway we talk for a while, on and off, that’s because I’m a busy person & she never has anything interesting to talk about. Anyway she had a sexy body so I decided to power through. We talked for months and finally I convince her to let me come over. I even bought condoms with me but the wrong size. Literally 5 mins of me in her room her clothing is already off. I put on thé condom on and remeber feeling it so tight around my cock. When I’m trying to fuck her i feel nothing at all. I’m like fuck what the hell kind of sex is this. Then that voice in my head tells me to take it off and just fuck her raw. I listen to it and now I’m going to town on her. Cummed multiple times then i go home and in the Uber’s back I think what the fuck did I do. My brain was so fried from looking at her that’s i had unprotected sex.

I literally get a call from her literally an hour before writing this thread. She pregnant and she tryna say the baby is mine. Immediately I tell her abort the mfer Im to broke to afford a child. It was like everything I said went through her other ear. She thinks she can raise the child’s by herself I’m like are you retarded then yells back you’re the retard for not using a condom.

I hang up because I’m clearly defeated then start to cry cause I’m not ready for any of this. Currently I’m planning to leave to Africa so I won’t have to deal with her problems. Life just got real bhw what the fuck should I do.


Imagine yourself in 2038, what would that old guy advice you?
Do that!
 
1. I'm guessing she's a butterface.
2. She yelled at you for not wearing a condom (which reveals a lot about her)

My money is on the kid not being yours. Also for next time, make sure you fap before checking your social media
 
you should tell her to buy morning/after pill. this thread sounds so .. not smart.. that im 99% sure.. its a troll.. BUT.. theres a chance its real, in this chance you should buy morning pill instead of creating thread
Did you not read the part that said it happened few months ago lmao? You need 5 morning afters once she gets past a few months I heard, and some super strength cider, that 20% shit they sell in Polska corner stores.

OP have you considered fleeing the country? What country are you in? In the UK they steal your wages for a child that could be yours, in merica you get put in prison, in africa... run.
 
Find out if the baby is yours. If it is go through it and don't let her raise the kid for herself ffs, it's your child aswell, assume the responsability.
 
OP rn

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first off don’t be a dumbass like me, this happened a couple months ago. Some chick on my Twitter was liking my tweets and I decided to dm her. First mistake but anyway we talk for a while, on and off, that’s because I’m a busy person & she never has anything interesting to talk about. Anyway she had a sexy body so I decided to power through. We talked for months and finally I convince her to let me come over. I even bought condoms with me but the wrong size. Literally 5 mins of me in her room her clothing is already off. I put on thé condom on and remeber feeling it so tight around my cock. When I’m trying to fuck her i feel nothing at all. I’m like fuck what the hell kind of sex is this. Then that voice in my head tells me to take it off and just fuck her raw. I listen to it and now I’m going to town on her. Cummed multiple times then i go home and in the Uber’s back I think what the fuck did I do. My brain was so fried from looking at her that’s i had unprotected sex.

I literally get a call from her literally an hour before writing this thread. She pregnant and she tryna say the baby is mine. Immediately I tell her abort the mfer Im to broke to afford a child. It was like everything I said went through her other ear. She thinks she can raise the child’s by herself I’m like are you retarded then yells back you’re the retard for not using a condom.

I hang up because I’m clearly defeated then start to cry cause I’m not ready for any of this. Currently I’m planning to leave to Africa so I won’t have to deal with her problems. Life just got real bhw what the fuck should I do.
Well what did you expect? Go detective on her ass, social pages search, TINDER. Don't become the dad of the alien.
Also Also..
- Finger condoms are not meant to go around your cock, so you can have safe sex.
- These are the ones you need
665392766761

https://www.snapdeal.com/product/durex-durex-condom-pack-of/665392766761
- Raw sex with someone you don't know ?? STD much ?

But if you blow me off here are some suggestions for you below.

- Take her with you to Africa, is cheaper.
- Baby names http://babynames.net/all/african
 
Did you not read the part that said it happened few months ago lmao? You need 5 morning afters once she gets past a few months I heard, and some super strength cider, that 20% shit they sell in Polska corner stores.

OP have you considered fleeing the country? What country are you in? In the UK they steal your wages for a child that could be yours, in merica you get put in prison, in africa... run.
he finished in her couple times without a condom, released a load, and thought its fine to not mention morning after pill, lol
 
dont worry op if you got her pregnant at first time it means u have very strong genes
 
If you are moving to Africa, start considering wearing condoms. If all you get for not wearing condoms in Africa is a baby, you are lucky!

You say you have been talking to her for a while and it wasn't even easy to get to meet her. Maybe she was taking it more serious than you were? Maybe you are the bad guy here for taking the condom off, not tell her and now that she is pregnant, plan to run away. Sounds like she should be running away from you. The baby will be lucky to not to get to know you!
 
She will raise the child, and the child and you both will meet for the first time on this same thread few years from now on page 17 095.


You're safe until then. Can't say what he will do to you on that page.... though he will definitely get a ton of thumbs ups for taking prompt backhat actions!:D
 
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If you are moving to Africa, start considering wearing condoms. If all you get for not wearing condoms in Africa is a baby, you are lucky!

You don't rly have to wear condoms all the time, only when you are having sex. It's kinda difficult to take a piss with a condom on.
 
You don't rly have to wear condoms all the time, only when you are having sex. It's kinda difficult to take a piss with a condom on.
I didn't say all the time...but I didn't say only having sex either, so thanks for the heads up, I should have mentioned "only during sex but every time you have sex" ;)
 
I mean doing the "oopsy doopsy" she falls down the stairs and the baby died thing always works...



JK don't try it
 
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