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My Latest Offline CPA Method

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by mdd345, Mar 23, 2009.

  1. mdd345

    mdd345 Regular Member

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    *Note* If you want to look professional, get some business cards with your domain on it.


    1. Buy a short, simple domain name and forward it to a zip/email/ whatever submit.

    2. Print out your domain on a bunch of small slips of paper.

    3. Go to the local Middle school and round up 10-15 "volunteers"

    4. Buy 2-3 cartons of eggs and have the group of volunteers follow you around carrying the eggs. Instruct them that when you wave, they should wave back.

    5. Now, walk around the neighborhood, knock on doors and tell the owners that if they don't go to your site and fill in the offer something bad will happen to them. (This is where you turn around and wave at the "volunteers" and they wave back) Give the homeowners the slip of paper with your domain on it.

    6. Walk away, repeat at the house next door.

    Coreygear just said it in another thread and he's 100% RIGHT... ANY METHOD will work, as long as you twist it a bit, make it your own.
     
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  2. MontyzPython

    MontyzPython BANNED BANNED

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    What have you been smoking?
     
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    premiumsource Senior Member

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    Whatever it was, it must have been some crazy shit.

     
  4. hwolfpack6

    hwolfpack6 BANNED BANNED

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    Wow is really all that has to be said about this.

    I'm not sure if you are joking, but they would just call the cops and then who knows what would happen, but you'd probably just get a warning. Trust me - it wouldn't be worth your time.
     
  5. tobacco

    tobacco Registered Member

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    Is this for real? I wouldn't go around threatening people at their own houses.
     
  6. mdd345

    mdd345 Regular Member

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    Come on, thats the best incentive ever.... Fill out my CPA and I promise NOT to egg your house...
     
  7. l3east

    l3east Registered Member

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    Um ok? lol
     
  8. Black Hat Seo

    Black Hat Seo BANNED BANNED

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    Fuck email submits, why not just hold a gun to their temple and run them through a few dozen trial offers.
     
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  9. stunna

    stunna Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I can't see where this method would go wrong.
     
  10. pyronaut

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    Every acai offer on the board should do.
     
  11. Olly

    Olly Junior Member

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    Great idea :)

    Then after why not pop over to the nearest hospital and threaten to switch off all the life support machines unless everybody fills out your offers. I think with that you could push some of the really high paying ones.
     
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    Wow this thread should get an award.

    "Heres Your Sign"
     
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    what are you going to do when the police come and beat the shit out of you
     
  14. wowhaxor

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    Dude I don't know where you live but you'd get punched in the face for that around here.

    I know I sure as hell wouldn't fill out an e-mail submit if you threatened to egg my house, more like a big fuck you and chase you off.
     
  15. gimmedat

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    lol, yea i get down with this method
     
  16. gun-shy315

    gun-shy315 Regular Member Premium Member

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    I would try this but everyone is saying that this method is over saturated.
     
  17. lamm43

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    C'mon people this is Comedy Relief!

    Thanks mdd345
     
  18. lifefzr

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    Are Americans really such idiots? If you do it in India, You'll get your ass kicked.
     
  19. mdd345

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    I just wanted to post my ROI real quick, I'll break everything down...

    Investments:

    $10 on eggs
    $2-5 per volunteer, per campaign
    $8.99 for a good domain (one time investment)
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    Total: $48.99

    My CTR on an average campaign (assuming I don't get punched in the face/taken to jail) is around 85-92 percent. In other words, most of the houses fill out the offer.

    One reason this works so well is, people from western WA are wimps. I have no doubt in my mind that during bad traffic on I-5 I could pull someone out of their car and drive off with little to no problems. Eastern WA would be another story...

    Just make sure you KNOW the demographics of the neighborhood you are canvassing (NO GANG neighborhoods/ Biker towns)

    Also, you CAN reuse the eggs indefinately, it will usually up the CTR once they start to smell, but it will also up the amount you have to pay your volunteers.

    And a final note, I know that alot of people didn't notice that this was posted in the lounge, as a joke. Well, it was KIND of a joke, I also wanted to point out that there are SO MANY personal twists you can put on current methods (incentive CPA, Auto Blogging, CL Autoreplies, E-Whoring, WHATEVER)
     
  20. amdoch

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    go child labor =)