My Hot Neighbor

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  1. jonnyquest

    jonnyquest Regular Member

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    This is my neighbor

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    She's single...
    She lives right across the street.
    I can see her house from my living room.

    I watched as she got home from work this evening.
    I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
    She knocked on my door...
    I rushed to open it.

    She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
    strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
    Are you busy tonight?"

    I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

    Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

    Have a great weekend BHW

    JQ
     
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  2. washington2010

    washington2010 Regular Member

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    lol... now that was pretty funny
     
  3. Codythebest

    Codythebest Senior Member

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    OH NO...NO...not that way....
     
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    meatro BANNED BANNED

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    No worries. She has braces anyways...

    Sure, they're 'cute' now. But she's stuck with those duck lips forever.
     
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    nonin Power Member

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    oh you caught me :) better pic above

    JQ
     
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    I should apologize , i wanted to disprove your hot neighbor out of extreme jealousy , i was like noooooooooo why cant my neighbors be that hot, every one here is fat :/
     
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    Roparadise BANNED BANNED

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    Damn, i checked exif data to see if there was GPS co-ordinates in the first pic but they were none.:(
     
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    I hear ya! Amen to that!
     
  12. theindiaphile

    theindiaphile Senior Member

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    Dude, it that seriously your neighbour. In your dreams!
     
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    You watched her dog....didn't you?
     
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    leeboi999 Junior Member

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    that bitch is mule, I live in thailand all my neighbours are daaaaaaaaamnnnn hot
     
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    Maybe but a lot of them also have dicks.
     
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    No you are just a fucking idiot
     
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    Hum...the pix changed...
     
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    andre, under all your neighbor's fat is a hottie, get drunk, go see them, and dont bring yer dog...lights on or off depends on how much you drink :)