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My first ever ploy.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by onetoo3com, Aug 11, 2009.

  1. onetoo3com

    onetoo3com Registered Member

    Mar 25, 2009
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    Hiya all, 1st post so be kind. Firstly, WOW, I read the thread with the WOW in it, well that's what I get when I read a lot of things in this forum, thank's to everyone, it's a great place to be and full of clever people from all walks of life. I tip my hat to you all.
    Right, while surfing, I bumped into a website and it was knackered, text and images everywhere, ( by the way I am no judge on anything that goes on in here, I know jacksh*t full stop) My first attempt at any IM at all.
    So I sent them this,

    Sent: Monday, August 10, 2009 3:42 PM
    Subject: Website

    Good day to you all.
    I am looking for a nice watch for my Husband, an Omega of course. I have seen a couple I like on your website.
    Personally I am a website designer and a SEO expert with 8 years working for someone else, and recently started to work for myself. I have done tons of designing ans SEO work for numerous companies. I noticed that your site is full of errors maybe some files have slipped.
    I have noticed the ranking with Alea and your site is at 405,050, do you know I could boost your ranking and tidy your website up for you.
    I am doing some portfollio work and need some clients for my testimonials etc, I am willing to do the work at a fraction of the cost for about 6 or so business's ever so cheap.
    I could have you ranking on Google and all the other search engines in no time.
    This alone will get you more visitors and I can get you some very important back links from PR2 to PR9 ( very important).
    I can do all this as a one time offer for you for £400 and that's very inexpensive to say the least.
    Sorry to diversify,
    Kind regards.
    Julie Chadderton.

    And in reply I got this.

    Dear Julie,

    Thank you for your enquiry, can I assume this is something you would like to offset against the price of an Omega or a service you would offer?

    Kind regards

    Mark Gawers.

    Shit! what do I do?
    Bear in mind, I'm male, in my later years and know how to copy and paste.
    SEO haha ha, Website design haha ha, clueless.
    The question is how do I answer?
    Like this,

    Derar Mr. Gowers,
    Mark, well well well, you cottoned on to my ploy, ha ha, as if. Seriously though, the other day I was having a look around the WWW and bumped into your website, and as you can see its fallen apart for some strange reason, have you had it recently checked? It just seems a shame to have some of the best and beautiful watches on show only to be spoiled by your website, Mark it will turn plenty of people away in the first 5 seconds. It will it's a strongly known fact. The amount of business you could be losing, well who knows?
    Maybe it's me being self critical, but I do notice those things, it's what I'm good at, lol.
    (Now here is another bait).
    I will send you a couple of examples of my work, if your interested? And just for you a nice lickle piccy of me then you know who you are dealing with.
    Warm regards.

    My first ploy.
    What or how would you answer?
    Can't wait, lmao.