Have a quiet word with the new boyfriend... "Yeah mate, she's a good girl... Fucking loves it in the ass! Yeah sometimes I used to screw her ass so hard she had to wear nappies LOL. A few times I even brought the boys from the pub over and we went to town on her... Sometimes we'd all just drop a load in her for a laugh. Good times. She fucking loves one in the pink and one in the stink bro, make sure you try that with her!"
find yourself an island chick that has her own car and her own place.
they're the best in bed anyway. ;p
cheers!