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My Dog Shit Journey......

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by NGALO1983, Dec 3, 2015.

  1. NGALO1983

    NGALO1983 Junior Member

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    Since everyone post up their new journeys I want to do the same. First of all, I tried every journey on here to make money and I came to the conclusion that I sucked ass in IT. Its not because the methods are bad its because I'm a lazy muthaphucca.

    I decided to do something that's off topic because one thing I learned is off thinking is what's becoming popular in this day and age. Kind of like that guy who makes a lot of money selling leafs from his country. I drank a six pack of budlight thinking and in my left side of my eye sight I see dog shit. I turn my head fully to the left and I see a lot of dog shit in my backyard. I then decided to come up with a service where I charge people $50 dollars to have me ship out dog ship with a letter that reads, "This is what I think of you" then at the bottom of the letter it will say, "I put money in the bag" just to make sure they open it. People will open anything if they think it has money in it. They'll see its a black bag of stinky dog shit then they'll laugh or get extremely mad.

    I have 3 big lab dogs so my shit supply is unlimited. Basically, I'll never run out of supply & its free. Would you pay $50 bucks to use my service to send it to your mom, friend, family for laughs, or someone you hate. I'll ship priority mail and even offer tracking number so you know when they will receive it. I can list its from your name or keep it anonymous its up to you. I know $50 bucks is a lot for this service but the reaction from them is priceless right?

    I'm gonna monetize this shit (literally).

    What's your thoughts?
     
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  2. SeoWrecker

    SeoWrecker Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Interesting journey mate.
    I will pass on the review copy to the next member.
     
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  3. Dvarmin

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    Why don't you try the comedy niche?
     
  4. lucasbraydon

    lucasbraydon Supreme Member

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    Wrong section mate, this should be in the shit list.
     
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  5. Dilettante

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    Hello,

    you can take a look at these sites:
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    http://shitsenders.com/order/
    http://www.shitexpress.com/
    http://poopsenders.com/
    You can see that you are quite overpriced.
     
  6. Ste Fishkin

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    What the fuck is this forum turning into
     
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  7. SeoWrecker

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    Bad advise. He will fail at it miserably.
     
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  8. Artyy

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    Bit like this you mean? http://potatoparcel.com/

    Better lower the prices tho, don't think a lot of people will pay 50 bucks for a shit with a message...
     
  9. hiamlegend

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    OP, it appears you'll have to do some more thinking mate Apparently, this is not a new innovation. Think mate. THINK!
     
  10. Conor

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    I think OP was being serious. I also don't think it's a completely useless idea. As mentioned above, this has been a couple of times in the past, in one way or another, meaning there is a market for it. How much of a market however, remains to be seen.

    It doesn't sound like a fun job, and you might get into trouble eventually if someone discovers where the "packages" are coming from.

    In any case, good luck OP. I hope you never get any returned parcels.
     
  11. SEMWORLD

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    Guys......Appreciate for these journey but it would better if it would smart and unique. Your plan is common. If you want aspect then think about the other way. If you do it then you will found good days but it will take some times. If you needed updated and smart plan then PM me. I'll discuss about it and send you more smart plan. Bye..... see you again in PM.
     
  12. seoangel1

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    Good luck OP :)
     
  13. alemar

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    This is fucking hilarious. Amazed of all those websites shipping out animal shit.

    To justify your higuer price, I suggest you take advantage and ship human shit. If you get many orders and you do not produce enough shit, you can ask here for freelancer shitters.
     
  14. Ste Fishkin

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    I think posting human shit to someone must break some sort of law?

    I would hope that is the case anyway...
     
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    This is definitely thinking outside the box, haha.
     
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    I would check the law before starting anything like this.

    If i got shit through my letter box i would hunt you down and stick a fork in your eye
     
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    This could get messy.
     
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    I'll take a review copy... my friends will be so happy
     
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    Maybe you could start raiding the turd bins round your local park.