My dick is like an Airplane - it gives girls Orgasms. BITCH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

wow lol... just wow... i love how he likes showin off his fresh whip ;D

lol, the hulk hogan of slamming muff

spite42o said:

wow lol... just wow... i love how he likes showin off his fresh whip ;D

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What makes this hilarious is that this is so white and it has barely any rhyming scheme.

It's great.

im the helen keller of having sex.......oh wait that was a bad example

hahahahahaha! Love it!

Is that weird al's son?

Maybe I missed out someplace as I thought a vagina was called a PUSSY

steelballs said:

Maybe I missed out someplace as I thought a vagina was called a PUSSY

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Hi steelballs, please add these words to your vocabulary (and let my know your favourite):

ace of spades
afro clam
agility
agreeable ruts of life
altar of love
aphrodisiacal tennis court
arbor
attic
baby cave
badger
bag
bear trap
bearded clam
beaver
beef curtains
Bermuda triangle
between the legs
bikini burge
booty
bower of bliss
box
bread-box
bush
cat
cave
cherry pie
concha
coochie
cooter
coozie
cunnikin
cunt
delta of Venus
dew-flaps
downstairs
downy bit
fanny
fig
fish taco
flesh tuxedo
flower
front bum
front parlor
fuckhole
fur burger
Garden of Eden
gash
gentleman's pleasure-garden
hair pie
hairy axe wound
hairy checkbook
heaven's door
it
itching Jenny
Jack nasty face
jade gate
jam cookie
joy box
kitten
lady flower
loins
love tunnel
madge
man in the boat
mantrap
moneymaker
mossy cottage
mouth that cannot bite
muff
nature's tufted treasure
nether regions
nonny-no
oracle
pink velvet sausage wallet
piss flaps
poonani
poontang
poor man's blessing
pooter
privates
pussy
quim
rosebud
silent beard
snatch
sugar basin
twam
twat
undercarriage
upright wink
Venus flytrap
vertical smile
hooha
yoni
vaj
vajajay

...Many thanks

Spaceinvader

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