My conversation with a bot

I got hit up with a bot on yahoo.

Do these things really convert?

[03:25] lisandrekotas221: I got you now !lol was up
[03:25] kawi340: gu
[03:25] kawi340: hi*
[03:25] lisandrekotas221:

hi sweetie
[03:25] kawi340: who is this?
[03:25] lisandrekotas221: i hope you want to chat with a horny girl today...

[03:26] kawi340: oh damn, a bot
[03:26] lisandrekotas221: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
[03:27] kawi340: if i enter the keyword "bot", then your bot will automatically say "Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???"
[03:27] kawi340: and now your bot doesn't know what to say to what i just said
[03:27] lisandrekotas221: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
[03:28] kawi340: lets just get straight to the point and see what this bot wants me to sign up for
[03:28] kawi340: ok where do i sign up?
[03:28] lisandrekotas221: if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing these sexy panties <3 lolz
[03:28] lisandrekotas221: i am a little busy right now, just got a new laptop trying to set my cam up..
[03:28] kawi340: where do i sign up?
[03:28] kawi340: i want to give money away!
[03:28] kawi340: please hurry, give me a link bot
[03:28] lisandrekotas221: i have a fetish for being on camera

[03:28] lisandrekotas221: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
[03:29] kawi340: i'm ready to spend money
[03:29] kawi340: on your fake cam site
[03:29] lisandrekotas221: there's no $$ involved!!
[03:29] kawi340: give me your referral link
[03:29] lisandrekotas221: you forgot it? lol its ***their webcam affiliate link***
[03:30] kawi340: you know what would make your conversions even better, is if the girl's screen name on the cam site matched the yahoo screen name you are using
[03:30] kawi340: you would get more sign ups
[03:30] lisandrekotas221: Jenny
[03:31] kawi340: lol, your bot sucks
[03:31] lisandrekotas221: what's a bot??
[03:32] kawi340: something that converts very low
[03:32] kawi340: i hope you have thousands of people in your list
[03:32] lisandrekotas221: you can watch my webcam but you're not a kid right??
[03:32] kawi340: yes i am a kid
[03:32] kawi340: i am 13
[03:32] lisandrekotas221: k ..well im gonna show you ..k?
[03:32] lisandrekotas221: ***their webcam affiliate link*** go there and my video will load, just click the yellow JOIN FREE button at the top of the page, its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18

[03:32] kawi340: you agree to show a kid your webscam?
[03:33] lisandrekotas221: love to show off

[03:33] kawi340: man there is no way this shit converts for you
[03:33] kawi340: like 1 in 10,000 people maybe
[03:33] lisandrekotas221: if you cum watch me i'll do whatever you want me to do... fill out your info, its free

k?
[03:35] kawi340: later bot
[03:36] lisandrekotas221: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???

Very funny conversation with these bots. Something similar happend to me too, but i didn't had patience to chat with it )

Lol that's hilarious.

Bots get smarter everyday

Yeah i'v done that also many times it is kinda hilarious, where can i get script like that btw? so i have someone to talk to when i'm lonely<33 LOL

I would like to have a Yahoo Chat Bot, Better than this one though.

This one sucks

Ordinary people, the simple PC users are sure victims of this bots. I think they don't even believe this bots are possible

i always getting these msgs on yahoo.

I just really wanna know what kind of conversions rates they can get

how much are u willing to pay? hrhr

I get bots adding me on yahoo messenger every other day. They're all the same. and their preentered answers are kinda stupid. If yout sentence has bot - it replies wth a oh bot?? you lost me/what's a bot etc. every time; if you say something with money - then it says no money required; if you say show it says stuff about showing bodyparts These predefined answers should be a little bit more spinned and some more thought needs to be put in. Not so universal. I'm guessing that the conversion rate would be low unless done on a large scale and again if done more natural it might convert better. I think you need to be a megadumb redneck dumbass to fall for that and ask or type the right lines yourself so you would get plausible replies and then fall for it.
I was also thinking that the audience is targeted with some s.ex pron related keywords when scraping profiles because I have a yahoo ID on my messenger with a name that contains 'poten' but as a part of a bigger word/sentence - "poten******" and that part poten is maybe associated with potency or potent idk maybe...
Funny shit these bots..

I would like to see the conversation if you put 2 bots up against each other, should be quite funny.

owww that's the whore version of sim-simi

lmao good share

Hahahha fucking lovely bot

Seriously does someone have this bot?

I don't have the bots they use on sex sites but I have talking bots on my local lead gen sites. They basically do the same thing except the "person" talking acts like a male employee who works for our business.... not some filthy whore. The software lets you customize all that shit. And I programmed the hell out if so it talks as normally as possible.

These bots do work (& very well, but ONLY when used properly) because everytime I login I always have a few new emails leads.

And I regularly get more email leads from the bot than I do through my forms. I believe it's for a few reasons:

1) My target demo is pretty old of men and women betwen 35-65
2) It's very hard to tell it's a bot because it can talk about some very complicated subjects like hazardous mycotoxins and all sorts of topics.
3) I believe most people believe they're talking to a real member of our staff.
4) The bot gives people immediate answers to a lot of questions they have.
5) None of my competitors are using them.

Like if someone says "I have mold in my home do I need an inspector to come out?"
The bot will ask "how much mold do you have?"
Then the person answers.
The bot will then respond "anything over 2 sq ft of mold you should have someone look at it".
People can ask some really tough questions and get some good answers.

For questions the bot can't answer (really tough questions) it will say "I'm sorry, I can't answer that for you but I can ask our senior inspector when he's free? Please feel free to leave your email or phone number so he can contact you directly".

I've tested my own bots lots of times. And honestly, even though *I* know it's a bot *I* have a very hard time believing it sometimes.

The reason sex bots are so easy to notice is I think most of them are programmed by idiot men.... not women.

Like random women don't just ask men "do you want to see my big fat luscious titties?" But if the bots acted more prude, they'd probably get better conversions lol. If I had a sex bot I'd program it to say things like "My friends, family and cat think I'm a sex addict..... but I'm really not". Or "I might like porn and raunchy aggressive sex but I still expect you to take me to a 5 star restaurant, pay for my dinner and buy me some flowers (may even a pocketbook? lolz) before I do as much as take a shoe off".

You see? THAT's the real different between women and bots.

These sex bot developers have to watch the viral videos on YT of REAL hot women walking around asking men to have sex with them (as a prank but they ask very seriously).

These are REAL women, beautiful bodies, amazing asses, amazing faces, they walk right up to men on the streets and ask if they want to have sex. 9/10 men say "no", get immediately suspicious or intimidated.

So if that shit doesn't work on men in the REAL WORLD, it's definitely not working that well on the internet. And if you ask me, I think there as an obvious gap in this market that can be capitalized on. If someone would just program "the prude whore bot" that shit would probably convert like gangbusters.



-BB

make one at http://www.pandorabots.com

several years ago i made one and it was surprising how quickly people took to it. one person even said they "missed it" when i took it offline.

it is still online... if you can find it!

Way smarter than Siri

I had a conversation with Jenny today. It seems that somebody found and set up bot after bumpin' this thread -_-
1 - http://clip2net.com/s/iIWOHM
2 - http://clip2net.com/s/iIWP78
3 - http://clip2net.com/s/iIWPgO