Mutt Cuts's pick up lines

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[TD]You make my software turn into hardware![/TD]
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[TD]Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.[/TD]
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[TD]You had me at "Hello World."[/TD]
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[TD]Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.[/TD]
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[TD]You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.[/TD]
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[TD]My 'up-time' is better than BSD.[/TD]
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[TD]Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine![/TD]
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[TD]You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.[/TD]
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[TD]You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.[/TD]
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[TD]If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady[/TD]
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[TD]How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?[/TD]
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[TD]Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?[/TD]
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[TD]Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.[/TD]
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[TD]You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.[/TD]
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[TD]I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.[/TD]
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[TD]Want to see my Red Hat?[/TD]
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[TD]If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.[/TD]
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[TD]You put the SPARC in my workstation.[/TD]
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[TD]You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.[/TD]
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[TD]Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]?[/TD]
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[TD]I'd switch to emacs for you.[/TD]
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[TD]What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?[/TD]
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[TD]No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.[/TD]
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[TD]Nice Set of Floppies![/TD]
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[TD]I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.[/TD]
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[TD]If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.[/TD]
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[TD]WebMD says your love is contagious.[/TD]
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[TD]Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.[/TD]
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[TD]I'd like to play on your laptop.[/TD]
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[TD] Where's the 'like' button for that smile?[/TD]
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[TD] You totally spiked my traffic.[/TD]
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[TD] You are the Apple of my i-Mac.[/TD]
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[TD]If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.[/TD]
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[TD] If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.[/TD]
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[TD]Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.[/TD]
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[TD]I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.[/TD]
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[TD]I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.[/TD]
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[TD]I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.[/TD]
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[TD]Your homepage or mine?[/TD]
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[TD]Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.[/TD]
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[TD]No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.[/TD]
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[TD]You auto-complete me.[/TD]
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[TD]I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.[/TD]
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[TD]I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?[/TD]
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[TD]Need me to unzip your files?[/TD]
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[TD]How about we go home and you handle my exception?[/TD]
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[TD]If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long.[/TD]
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[TD]I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.[/TD]
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[TD]I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.[/TD]
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[TD]Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.[/TD]
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lol i love this one "Your homepage or mine?"

I love the "computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean." Too bad they use it all the time on the keyboard. Good laugh. Thanks for the share!

Give me a wank, and i'll make sure you rank

I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

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Hilarious

Can you clear my spam, I hear you work well in "the back end"

If you bend over, i can test my ram capabilities.
You turn my 1.44 inch floppy to a 3.5' Solid Hard Drive.
Hi my name is Matt, no women has ever seen my scrotum.

Google has two Os and so do I. Can you work on me and perfect my algorithm?

Want to know how I rank my site, make sure to visit BHW.

"are your parents restarted? cause your special" works every time

"Now I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my backlink, ping me maybe"