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Muscleteen Facts!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by sn0rt, Jul 31, 2013.

  1. sn0rt

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    For those of you who don't know the muscleteen, don't feel bad because no one knows muscleteen. Muscleteen knows you.


    Here's a couple of places of where's Muscleteen's been claimed to have been sighted:



    and last but not least





    We don't know much about the muscleteen, but here are some facts:


    • Muscleteen doesn't write code. He stares at the computer screen until he gets the program he wants.
    • Muscleteen doesn't need to track Click-Through or Conversion rates. Muscleteen is always 100%.
    • Twitter doesn't limit the muscleteen to 140 characters. Muscleteen limits twitter to 140 characters.
    • When Google has a question, they "Muscleteen" it.
    • There's no search egine algorithm. Just a list of websites the Muscleteen allows to rank.
    • Muscleteen doesn't leave comments. Muscleteen leaves legacies.
    • Muscleteen will never be flagged by Google. If he is, it's with a white one.
    • Muscleteen doesn't read blogs. He just gives them "the-look" and it reads him the information he wants.
    • Muscleteen doesn't need twitter. He's already following you.
    • Muscleteen onced used myspace. That's why there's no sign of life.
    • Muscleteen's computer has no Backspace key. Muscleteen makes no mistakes.
     
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    LMAO, muscleteen anything will never get old.. This was hilarious.. thanks!
     
  3. SPQR

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    Lol, thanks to this forum I have learned so much about muscleteen
     
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    I don't know about you, but that last quote, "Muscleteen's computer has no Backspace key. Muscleteen makes no mistakes."

    This just made my day :p
     
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    muscleteen is an icon!!! :D this will be another blockbuster thread...
     
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    I hope you are getting some bucks for promoting muscketeen :D
     
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    "Muscleteen doesn't leave comments. Muscleteen leaves legacies." - Too true!

    Muscleteen is Epicosity enshrined.
     
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    Muscleteen has become a legacy...I am afraid one day he will take over the BHW.
     
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    Hahahaha so damn epic! Great post, still lol-ing!
     
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    No One Can Beat Muscleteen's comment, HATSOFF!!!

    thread subscribed :D
     
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    Keep this thread active for publicity, we need MuscleTeen to post. Then we may continue to idle (and fondle) him.
     
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    Are you trying to replace Chuck Norris with Muscleteen???
     
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    I gues Muscleteen is THE son of Chuck Noris?




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    Son of Chuck Norris? Are you shitting me? Chuck Norris is non existent because MuscleTeens says so.
     
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    God tried to sacrifice Muscleteen in order to save humanity, but couldn't bring himself to do it, so he sent Jesus instead.
     
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    Muscleteen doesn't pay for services. Services are paid to the Muscleteen.
     
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    If RS know about this she will kill u huh
     
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