For those of you who don't know the muscleteen, don't feel bad because no one knows muscleteen. Muscleteen knows you. Here's a couple of places of where's Muscleteen's been claimed to have been sighted: Muscleteen attempts to disguise himself as "Vimal" The muscleteen begins his journey Do YOU have what it takes? Muscleteen makes you think! Muscleteen challenges the Romanians! In search of Love or Justice? You Decide The muscleteen sheds no tears and last but not least Muscleteen needs no background! We don't know much about the muscleteen, but here are some facts: Muscleteen doesn't write code. He stares at the computer screen until he gets the program he wants. Muscleteen doesn't need to track Click-Through or Conversion rates. Muscleteen is always 100%. Twitter doesn't limit the muscleteen to 140 characters. Muscleteen limits twitter to 140 characters. When Google has a question, they "Muscleteen" it. There's no search egine algorithm. Just a list of websites the Muscleteen allows to rank. Muscleteen doesn't leave comments. Muscleteen leaves legacies. Muscleteen will never be flagged by Google. If he is, it's with a white one. Muscleteen doesn't read blogs. He just gives them "the-look" and it reads him the information he wants. Muscleteen doesn't need twitter. He's already following you. Muscleteen onced used myspace. That's why there's no sign of life. Muscleteen's computer has no Backspace key. Muscleteen makes no mistakes.