Muscleteen Facts!

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For those of you who don't know the muscleteen, don't feel bad because no one knows muscleteen. Muscleteen knows you.


Here's a couple of places of where's Muscleteen's been claimed to have been sighted:



and last but not least





We don't know much about the muscleteen, but here are some facts:


  • Muscleteen doesn't write code. He stares at the computer screen until he gets the program he wants.
  • Muscleteen doesn't need to track Click-Through or Conversion rates. Muscleteen is always 100%.
  • Twitter doesn't limit the muscleteen to 140 characters. Muscleteen limits twitter to 140 characters.
  • When Google has a question, they "Muscleteen" it.
  • There's no search egine algorithm. Just a list of websites the Muscleteen allows to rank.
  • Muscleteen doesn't leave comments. Muscleteen leaves legacies.
  • Muscleteen will never be flagged by Google. If he is, it's with a white one.
  • Muscleteen doesn't read blogs. He just gives them "the-look" and it reads him the information he wants.
  • Muscleteen doesn't need twitter. He's already following you.
  • Muscleteen onced used myspace. That's why there's no sign of life.
  • Muscleteen's computer has no Backspace key. Muscleteen makes no mistakes.
 
LMAO, muscleteen anything will never get old.. This was hilarious.. thanks!
 
I don't know about you, but that last quote, "Muscleteen's computer has no Backspace key. Muscleteen makes no mistakes."

This just made my day :p
 
muscleteen is an icon!!! :D this will be another blockbuster thread...
 
"Muscleteen doesn't leave comments. Muscleteen leaves legacies." - Too true!

Muscleteen is Epicosity enshrined.
 
Keep this thread active for publicity, we need MuscleTeen to post. Then we may continue to idle (and fondle) him.
 
Are you trying to replace Chuck Norris with Muscleteen???
 
Nowadays, you'll not find any girls on p0rn sites. Don't ask why... ;)
 
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