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Most Beautiful Women Behind Bars

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by axus_auto, May 3, 2012.

  1. axus_auto

    axus_auto Power Member

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    Awesome guys just awesome:


    We?re a planet of list-makers, of voters, we like to group things into top tens, top 100s, best ever and worst ever.
    So it should come as no surprise that hot on the heels of FHM?s 100 Sexiest Women In The World list, is a vote on the sexiest dame in prison.
    Yes, you read that right. Lonely jailbirds across America have online profiles and dammit, they?re HOT!
    According to the good people at Ranker, the accolade of sexiest jailbird goes to Renee Bell, a 33-year-old who is ?in search of a real man for friendship, companionship and possibly more. Must be stable in all ways, willing to take on the responsibility of having a woman in prison." ...........



    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/02/meet-an-inmatecom-ranker-rates-top-most-beautiful-women-behind-bars-pictures_n_1470799.html?ref=mostpopular



    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com
     
  2. Roparadise

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    Someone should make a love song based on this song and that site,would be f*cking epic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge6SxKPK0s8
     
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    Who else thinks axus_auto needs to turn his computer off and go outside? :D
     
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    That got me laughing lol
     
  5. quickpick00

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    What if you go outside and run into one of these potential hot felons? It may be safer to stay indoors.
     
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    lmaoo nice one. i saw this on huffintonpost also. they charge per ad on that site lol its interesting
     
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    All hot felons indeed.
    Most of them are into drugs, and even some goes to murder or burglary.

    I think I will be safer inside my home, thank you.
     
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    Great for those porn niche. :3
     
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    Heh.

    These are pictures of them before they got locked up.

    Little do you know, these women are now 80 years old.
     
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    Three things to worry about with female felons:

    1) Black Widow/'Snapped' Syndrome. You may want to be with an attractive girl, but you also want to remain alive after the first argument. If you get on her bad side, look out. And what about other evil tricks she may have picked up from her cell mates?

    2) Who are their friends? She herself may be reformed, born again, framed to begin with, whatever, but convicts tend to have a circle of shady or dangerous buddies. If you (or she) get on their bad side, look out.

    3) What about your friends? You might be forgiving of her past sins, but how about your folks? Will they lose your phone number once you tell them about her homocidal past?
     
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