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Misses caught me! FML

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by TeamUnique, Sep 2, 2012.

  1. TeamUnique

    TeamUnique Regular Member

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    I've been working on a facebook page based around hot girls recently,
    Its been going pretty well, and I've been keeping it secret from her for obvious reasons lol anyway i managed to slip up while promoting the page and she found out!
    I've tried making up some bullshit like its not mine and i was paid to promote it etc..
    Shes at work at the moment and comes home later, so i think its safe to say I'm in the dog house!
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    LESSON FOR ALL - MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN YOUR FUCKING TRACKS OR PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!!
    (and believe me, being on the wrong side of a woman IS the ultimate price)
     
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    Sucks to be you mate. Keep a waterproof laptop in the dog house. :D
     
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  4. TeamUnique

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    How insecure is she that she cares about a Facebook page with hot broads on it?
     
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  7. TeamUnique

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    I have fans of the page sending in shots of themselves. Hope this clears up the insecure part. Theres a line. I crossed that line.
     
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    OP you're doing what you're doing to make money.

    That's all it's about, and it shouldn't make her mad. Explain it to her.
     
  9. scriptox

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    Lol unlucky man, a night on the sofa then is it? lol
     
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    Could you please provide me with the hyperlink to your FaceBook page? It is strictly for educational purposes I swear.
     
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    This is why she is insecure this is her bit on the side! - A very shy guy who likes to keep a low profile!

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    Make it up to her by uploading pictures of her onto the fb page, I'm sure that will sort everything out.
     
  13. TeamUnique

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    Lol i hope not, im hoping shes gonna buy my bullshit story and it will be case closed.
     
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    Just apologize and explain man. She is your woman, she wont just kill you right away.....I hope.
     
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    And she installed a keylogger on your pc before she went to work, and now she is watching every move you make remotely from her job. So you're busted again :D
     
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    Rule #1 never hide anything from the misses - Saves many many headaches
     
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    I still don't see the problem.

    Most girls I know are aware that most guys look at porn and are completely ok with that.

    And the fact that this was something that makes you money should make it even more ok.
     
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    Lol, I love getting kicked to the sofa. Our sofa is comfortable as hell. And I love to piss off my wife, and watch her walk away...... Hmm, what can I do today?? :D


    EDIT: Just kidding by the way :D
     
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    I don't know a single girl who likes it when their man looks at porn. It's not about insecurity; it's about faithfulness. If you don't want to be faithful don't get married.
     
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