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Microsoft and Squirrells....

Discussion in 'The Shit List' started by xu123, Apr 13, 2008.

  1. xu123

    xu123 Junior Member

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    ....They are working together to screw us over.....bastards...
     
  2. trophaeum

    trophaeum Senior Member

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    are the penguins in on it too?

    at least thats what my head keeps telling me.... those voices, you just cant ignore them!
     
  3. Whisker

    Whisker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Premium Member

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    I have not seen more correlation in recent logic...

    Vista is the most ghastly three titted beast(graphics are pretty so that how it got tits) i've ever come into contact with. I had to put it down and shoot my laptop multiple times with my BFG until all the background processes and services stopped.

    Bill Gates has a contributive foundation now, but microsoft is probably in contention to have the internet censored, ugh can i say that on this forum without some microsoft troll slave reading this... :icon16:
     
  4. GoldenTiger

    GoldenTiger Junior Member

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    Umm.... what do squirrels have to do with MS?
     
  5. Zeprokon

    Zeprokon Newbie

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    I really wish people would stop with the conspiracies about Microsoft and squirrels.

    Folks, the fact of the matter is that these rumors are absolutely not true and any belief that squirrels approve of Microsoft products or policies is not just unfounded, but absolutely nuts.

    In 1984, the Squirrels To Oppress People or S.T.O.P. was formed by Screwy Squirrel and one of the things he wanted to do from the start was to start another organization propped up by S.T.O.P. called Growing International Radical Local Squirrels or G.I.R.L.S.

    G.I.R.L.S. was founded in 1985 and they raised 2.3 million dollars and a big sack of nuts to be used by the organization by selling furry beaver calendars that they created through a strategic partnership with other woodland creatures.

    They did very well - and continued to grow the organization and were political active although they failed on multiple occasions to disclose their political leanings and contributions, but it is rumored they donated heavily to Democrats because they felt Republicans were "anti-squirrel".

    The organizations was dissolved in 2002 due to a Patriot Act investigation and any rumors that they supported or would support Microsoft at best is nothing but rumor and innuendo.

    I hope this helps.

    Zeprokon
     
  6. xu123

    xu123 Junior Member

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    Zeprokon...

    LOL....You have the partial truth here my friend.

    What you didn't know was, that a very senior member of S.T.O.P, a one Cornelius Squirrillius was planning a conspiracy with MS to use this big bag of nuts for a complete take over of G.I.R.L.S.

    Squirrilius motives were simple and his plans were crafted and modeled around a simple but text book style Machiavellan strategy.

    Give em' "the squirrell grip" apparently were his directives......
    This would ensure the capitulation ( not copulation ) of all male members of S.T.O.P with ALL the members of G.I.R.L.S.

    MS is complicit in this by facilitating the "take over" with promises of a never ending supply of nuts.

    In turn, the news on the streets is that MS would be able to pack 1 squirrel in every PC sold for the next 5 years then the said squirrels would, after a special signal break out of these PC's and take over the world.

    They are in there as we speak....
     
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