I was listening to some crazy stuff today about that nut job Jim Jones. You know that guy who had like 900 people commit suicide.... Check him out on Wikipedia. A link was posted to the audio tape they made right before they all off'd themselves, very creepy stuff. Anyway, my twisted mind thought: "Damn with that kind of power he could have had 'em all filling out CPA offers." Yeah, I know right. Then I remembered something that other nut job L.Ron Hubert said: "If you really want to make a million, the quickest way is to start your own religion."* Start a cult, make a million. I could call it the "Black Halo Method" Get it? * If there are any Scientologists here, I was just kidding about the L.Ron, nut job thing, please don't kill me. (No, really, please don't.) Believe it or not, I haven't even started drinking tonight yet.