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[METHOD] Advertising/Copywriting/Selling 101 - YEP It Says "101"

Discussion in 'Associated Content & Writing Articles' started by popzzz, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. popzzz

    popzzz Supreme Member

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    I'm going to start out with a little true story taken from the bowels of BHW history. :yield:

    Once upon a time a guy posted a very simple but at the same time VERY POWERFUL, POPULAR and CONTROVERSIAL thread here on BHW that was months and MONTHS old and had HUNDREDS of posts (civilians/mods/admins) and THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of views and all of a sudden
    POOF, it was gone! [​IMG] Disappeared into thin air without a trace!

    This was a VERY POWERFUL, informing, thought provoking thread for those that "got it" and a obviously a rather frustrating and pointless thread to those that didn't "get it".

    The @OP even got negative REP for it along with much, MUCH more POSITIVE REP. :yield:

    I have a couple of the original testimonials that I saved.

    TESTIMONIAL:
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    Upon a later query, the only explanation offered from the powers to be: (moderator wannabe no longer here)
    "was stupid joke" ..... [​IMG]
    (
    [METHOD] How I make $34,758.52 in Twelve Minutes)

    Whatcha know about that
    LOL!

    For those hungry members that cannot get enough knowledge that would like to exercise their mind and their creative thinking powers I will reproduce the OP and a couple that followed in the next couple of posts.

    For those that are too LAZY to even think about being creative, STOP RIGHT HERE and go no further!
    Don't even waste your time and instead here is a good link for you that you should definitely learn a lot more from: (be patient)
    http://intenselyandinsaneandcreativeandthoughtprovokingan dnewwaystowastemytimethatinevereventhoughtaboutbefore.com

    There are two VERY INTERESTING things that will develop from this if you know what to look for.

    I sincerely hope that someone, somewhere, somehow, sometime, when I least expect it will gain some small bit of knowledge from this simple little exercise and eventually "get it" ....


    Enjoy ..... [​IMG]

     
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    If you 'get it', CONGRATULATIONS! You are well ahead of the game .....
    If you don't, well, I'm afraid there is NO help for you .....
    NEVERMIND, Just kidding!
    I just wanted to see how
    many people actually
    READ the whole post

    Enjoy ..... :cool2:



     
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  6. popzzz

    popzzz Supreme Member

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    If you PM me you are DISQUALIFIED!
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    BTW .....
    If you 'get it', CONGRATULATIONS! You are well ahead of the game .....
    If you don't, well, I'm afraid there is NO help for you .....

    Get Marketing
    Enjoy ..... :cool2:

    At ALL!


     
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  7. popzzz

    popzzz Supreme Member

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    And so it begins LOL
    ...
    NEGATIVE REP (worst topic ever)

    Enjoy .... :cool2:



     
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  8. Sampler

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    Can't believe it's an acrostic poem. That's insane.
     
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  9. Jobless

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    The first post is a sales funnel with no actual product.

    Stupid made up story to pique interest and create immersion for the reader
    Testimonials on the "product" (thread that doesn't exist)
    Creating fake controversy over the "product" (thread that doesn't exist)
    Psychological triggers (calling the reader lazy, "only for the hungry members" looking for knowledge, etc)

    All it's missing is a buy button.

    The other posts are just get someone to write what I wrote.
     
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  10. popzzz

    popzzz Supreme Member

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    When it comes to creativity I have all the time that is necessary. :thumb:
    (as you and everyone else should also.)

    Enjoy ..... :cool2:




     
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    popzzz Supreme Member

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    You probably already have it ..... :thumb:

    Enjoy ..... :cool2:




     
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    popzzz Supreme Member

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    Not quite but an A for the effort! :thumb:

    An acrostic poem would be more like:
    Cute and soft
    Always there to cuddle
    Tries to jump on the table


    Enjoy ..... :cool2:




     
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    popzzz Supreme Member

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    No it is more like your OWN swipe file once you ''get it".

    Enjoy ..... :cool2:




     
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    popzzz Supreme Member

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    Enjoy ..... :cool2:

     
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    OP's is kind of a sales copy construction kit. Pick & build, replace when necessary. I've written copy before, so the bits and pieces look familiar.
     
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    Take action?
     
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    popzzz Supreme Member

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    Wow!

    You will go far and prosper well in your journey! :thumb:

    Enjoy ..... :cool2:




     
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    popzzz Supreme Member

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    ALWAYS! :thumb:

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    This could make WF members go crazy.
     
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    popzzz Supreme Member

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    LOL!

    You are absolutely CORRECT LOL! :thumb:

    What about DP members .....

    Enjoy ..... :cool2: