Met Bill Gates

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  1. KINGCOS

    KINGCOS Junior Member

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    I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink discreetly by himself. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle , but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the billionaire Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a big favor."





    "Yes?"





    "I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"





    "Sure." he said politely.





    I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up.





    We ordered a drink and started to talk business.





    A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.





    "Hi, Ray," he said.





    I replied, "FU#K OFF GATES, I'M IN A MEETING."

    Ps I found this on the interwebs
     
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  2. ardvark

    ardvark Regular Member Premium Member

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    Ha Ha! Brilliant... :)
     
  3. Leith

    Leith Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    LOL. What a great joke to end my long day! Thanks man ;)
     
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  4. SupremeDev

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    It would've been much more exciting had you not mentioned that you got it on the interwebz. I mean shit, I'm definitely doing this if I find him.
     
  5. OriginalEXE

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    Ahahaha great post :D Just appropriate for good night. Thank you OP!
     
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  6. TeamUnique

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    Haha classic :)
     
  7. oguen

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    roflcopter
     
  8. Execute

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    lol brilliant :p
     
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    elikplim442 Junior Member

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    Lol for a sec there I thought you were about too hit jackpot
     
  11. ferma231

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    I thought it was true story , but last sentence made me ROFL :D

    Funny story.

    Did that guy get new client or not ? :D
     
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  12. partymarty4870

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    borrowed - changed ray to marty - posted on facebook
     
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  13. kaif0346

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    great ,, I'll do the same if i got same chance ..
     
  14. gdbassplyr

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    LOL... I would have never expected that ending, but it was hilarious.
     
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    Finally, I'm able to get a bedtime story after 15 years.
     
  16. LittleRedRidingHood

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    Hilarious!! I thought it was real too up until the last sentence.
     
  17. tashrif

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    I thought you were serious man. Super stuff :D
     
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    F'n brilliant
     
  19. bertbaby

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    So what was he like?
     
  20. bluecrab

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    Nice one :)