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Message to Matthew Cutts aka Matt Cutts

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by googlemonster, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. googlemonster

    googlemonster Supreme Member

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    I know you and your cronies read this forum along with many others, frankly though I do NOT care. Why don't I care? Because your all seeing eye algorithms are crap. Why are they crap? Well because you cannot assimilate human intellect: Panda, Yanda, and put this into a ranking factor that will please everyone.

    You deindexed BMR purely because some SEOMOZ member cried about how he was getting out ranked by a blackhat. Well probably not, but then show some data to suggest how all these sites are affecting the eco-system by manipulating your magic algorithms! Chances are they aren't and all this is just political bullshit. The same methods you used x number of years ago still work today, why, because you can't fundamentally change it! HAHA. User behaviour? Don't make me laugh, Google analytics? About 20% use that, last time I checked. Sending mass emails out about using BMR, etc. is frankly fucking retarded. 'Un-natural links' LOL What a joke.

    Let me TELL YOU SOMETHING. When in an aggressive niche say insurance who the fuck links to a page from their site to tell the world how fucking great insurance company x is? Hahah about +-1% of links? I don't have data on this, but regardless... I have been online for 10 years or so, and still haven't linked to anyone else's site! Nevermind insurance.

    The site that ranked #2 for a few months for 'car insurance' which was eventually demoted because of some whining bastard/seomoz member or another company ranked due to blog comments and blog networks. So after sitting on your fat ass for a bit, you told engineer X to nuke this network (political). And give it a hand job.

    Panda~

    I guarantee this Panda algorithm is shite. Looks at things like does it contain a privacy policy, does it have more than 10 pages of content. LOL. What a load of shit. Gather data from humans then try to make this automated. Ha. How many criteria it measures against is anyone's guess, but regardless it is still shit. Black background, white background logo, no logo, whatever...

    You make updates to confuse and throw the cat among the pigeons (we are the pigeons). Whether the pigeons get to eat scraps or not can depend on Google.

    Now you have your fat face splattered all over Google with Google -

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    Excellent! But no one signs up for Google Plus because frankly probably most of the people reading this are sick of your monopoly and you. What the hell does 'head of web spam' mean anyway? And who employed you to be the un/official talk person for Google? Get a real PR!

    Only the biggest sites on the net have massive amounts of cash to spend on fancy templates and taxonomies and content. Yet things like Panda can affect the bottom line of online marketers, there is still no knowledge about what kind of sites it affects. Amit Singhal posted some crap about "how to deal with Panda' but this is like saying how to look after a high maintenance girlfriend. In other words if you have no cash you are fucked. Most of that information was shit. Most of the information you give out is shit.

    Why not come out and stop bullshitting and just say you are BULLSHIT MAN!

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    GM
     
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  4. makinsales

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    now just backlink this page with matt cutts as the anchor and see if we can rank it up there with his fatt face lolol
     
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    miansc Regular Member

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    Couldn't agree more, who in there right mind searches for link partners LOL. I love how these pathetic white haters look to destroy 'balckhatters' cause of their shitty linking methods.


    I'd love Matt to reply to this thread, it'd make my year.
     
  6. CPAKing11

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    Oh damn, are you that frustrated from google? :jaw: Can we boycott it completely? How about candle light march infront of google office this weekend in protest of their Panda updates?

    I am going to light my candle now.. :wof:
     
  7. gundamwing

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    Concur !
     
  8. Marcink99

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    If I had spare money I would do press release for this post:D
     
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    aidennn Registered Member

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    That Bullshit Man poster is epic.
    lmao
     
  10. manny521

    manny521 Supreme Member

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    Why don't you tell us how you actually feel?...ha...

    yeah, i'm going almost 6 weeks since panda 3.3 and i have seen my revenue cut in half...

    there is a solution to this and we will figure it out...

    google bot is an algorithm and all math problems have a solution, it will probably take some time to figure it out...

    also, private blog networks are not dead....just the one's google is targeting...
     
  11. skeeg86

    skeeg86 Newbie

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    lol love it
     
  12. blackberry

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    Thanks for making my day :)

    Priceless ROFL


     
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    Post should be sticky .. :D
     
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    mckockiner Newbie

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    This post is epic LMAO!!
     
  16. sagarpatil

    sagarpatil Regular Member

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    you must really hate that guy.

    when bullshit is uttered, he'll be there. ROFL.
     
  17. sagarpatil

    sagarpatil Regular Member

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    you must really hate that guy.

    when bullshit is uttered, he'll be there. ROFL.
     
  18. neo

    neo Power Member

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    The original poster is right about SEOmoz whining.

    I seriously doubt some of the google employees have illicit relation/taking bribe from SEOMoz guys.

    The seozmoz guys charge huge amount for seo service only to find that, some smart ass with a regular site is ranking above their clients shitty "Whitehat Site" for which they spend money to buy links and some linking incest which is glorified as linkbait.
    Next thing they go crying and begging the google engineers to manipulate the ranking by banning the site which ranks. Great algorithm google.

    Monopoly, the very fact that made the internet community to hate Microsoft and promote google is now in google's hand. Soon the internet community will react.

    Google's days are numbered!!!
     
  19. alexa_s

    alexa_s Regular Member

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    G0gle is not some evil corporation that is against you, its just an opportunity to get a lot of traffic for free. I'm sure they are working hard to improve their ranking algorithm, which should be a difficult task considering all the complete idiots making crap websites. Be thankful that a site like g00gle exist. That said, I've watched a few of matts videos and I have to say he is a compete retard. He also doesn't seem to know a single thing about g00gle and he talks about it as an outside observer, not a guy inside ("Well, we have noticed and confirmed that go0gle bla bla..." Wait What?? Shouldn't you know for sure?). He is also fat.
     
  20. Smart SEO

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    I think we should create a site (www.mattcuttsscam.com) or something like that and rank it for the term 'matt cutts' we could start a thread here and let everybody build backlinks so we can rank it.