Marketing Explained :D

Gradimir Stankovic

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1. You see a hot girl at the party, come to her and say "I'm great in bed" - Direct marketing

2.You see a hot girl at the party and ask your friend to say to her "My friend is great in bed" and you pay him a drink - That's referral/affiliate marketing

3. You see a hot girl at the party. Somehow you find her number and call her tomorrow - That's telemarketing

4. You see a hot girl at the party. She comes to you and says "I heard you're great in bed" - That's good branding.

5. Your friend can't satisfy girl and calls you to help. That's technical support.

6. You go to party, and in front of house where party is you start shouting "I'm great in bed!!" - That's spamming.

 

Cnotey

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lol. Good one dude

 

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wtyap

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You see a hot girl at the party. She comes to you and says "I heard you're great in bed" - That's good branding.

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Someday gonna make this happen!

 

portugalkix

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Hahha .

Cool dude!

 

Abstroose

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7. You see a hot girl at a party. You put Rohypnol in her drink. - That's Black Hat.

 

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toyo

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Abstroose said:

7. You see a hot girl at a party. You put Rohypnol in her drink. - That's Black Hat.

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that's illegal. Your thread will be closed in BHW, and you might get an infraction or ban.

 

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tony23

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Abstroose said:

7. You see a hot girl at a party. You put Rohypnol in her drink. - That's Black Hat.

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Thats rape, black hat would be pay someone to spam the party.

 

donArmando

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"Your friend can't satisfy girl and calls you to help. That's technical support." hahahahahahahahah LOL

 

redmoon

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Number 4 FTW!

 

zerocoolflo

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Reading this made me feel like a geek lol...

 

tacopalypse

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You get a bunch of your friends to tell all the hot girls at the party that you're great in bed, but that they can only sleep with you if they tell all their friends that you're great in bed. - That's viral marketing.

 

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lablinks

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Abstroose said:

7. You see a hot girl at a party. You put Rohypnol in her drink. - That's Black Hat.

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lol just don't forget about protection, you don't wanna get her pregnant.

 

J1218

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You see a hot girl at a party and you throw her a G to have sex with you. That's incentivized marketing.

You go to a party and tell your friend for every girl he gets to fuck you, you'll pay him $100. That's CPA marketing.

 

SyZygy

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J1218 said:

You go to a party and tell your friend for every girl he gets to fuck you, you'll pay him $100. That's CPA marketing.

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Hahahah, damn whores and reverse engineering