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Marketing Explained :D

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Gradimir Stankovic, May 28, 2011.

  1. Gradimir Stankovic

    Gradimir Stankovic Power Member

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    1. You see a hot girl at the party, come to her and say "I'm great in bed" - Direct marketing

    2.You see a hot girl at the party and ask your friend to say to her "My friend is great in bed" and you pay him a drink - That's referral/affiliate marketing

    3. You see a hot girl at the party. Somehow you find her number and call her tomorrow - That's telemarketing

    4. You see a hot girl at the party. She comes to you and says "I heard you're great in bed" - That's good branding.

    5. Your friend can't satisfy girl and calls you to help. That's technical support.

    6. You go to party, and in front of house where party is you start shouting "I'm great in bed!!" - That's spamming.
     
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  2. Cnotey

    Cnotey Power Member

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    lol. Good one dude
     
  3. wtyap

    wtyap Newbie

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    Someday gonna make this happen! ;)
     
  4. portugalkix

    portugalkix BANNED BANNED

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    Hahha :D.

    Cool dude!
     
  5. Abstroose

    Abstroose Elite Member

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    7. You see a hot girl at a party. You put Rohypnol in her drink. - That's Black Hat.
     
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  6. toyo

    toyo BANNED BANNED

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    that's illegal. Your thread will be closed in BHW, and you might get an infraction or ban.
     
  7. tony23

    tony23 Regular Member

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    Thats rape, black hat would be pay someone to spam the party.
     
  8. donArmando

    donArmando Regular Member

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    "Your friend can't satisfy girl and calls you to help. That's technical support." hahahahahahahahah LOL
     
  9. redmoon

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    Number 4 FTW!
     
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    Reading this made me feel like a geek lol...
     
  11. tacopalypse

    tacopalypse Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    You get a bunch of your friends to tell all the hot girls at the party that you're great in bed, but that they can only sleep with you if they tell all their friends that you're great in bed. - That's viral marketing.
     
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  12. lablinks

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    lol just don't forget about protection, you don't wanna get her pregnant.
     
  13. J1218

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    You see a hot girl at a party and you throw her a G to have sex with you. That's incentivized marketing.

    You go to a party and tell your friend for every girl he gets to fuck you, you'll pay him $100. That's CPA marketing.
     
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    SyZygy Senior Member

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    Hahahah, damn whores and reverse engineering