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Market Leverage Terminated Accnt for Rudeness

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by ansub, Sep 8, 2008.

  1. ansub

    ansub Newbie

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    Okay,

    Here's the story,

    My really stupid brother called up my affiliate manager and told her "I have been taking a penis enlargement pills for the past 6 months and my c*ck grew 10 more inches, so it's 17 inches now and the circumference increased to 3 inches.""

    He then said "I haven't jacked off for the past 4 months and If I don't fuck you my dick is going to explode, I have a lot of c*m waiting to fill your p*ssy and mouth"

    Now this is what she said "You are the most disgusting person. I want you to hang up the phone before I call 911 and charge you with sexaul harrassment. "

    He then said "C'mon, babe, You know your husband's penis like a little boys'. Mine is like a man, what you need is some real c*ck. Why don't me and you video tape each other doing it and then you scream 'Your c*ck is bigger than my husbands'

    At this point she hung up. I then got sent me an email saying that my account was terminated due to rude behavior and sexaul harrassment.

    I was thinking what the hell?

    Now I wasn't home at the time, I was in upstate New York. I called up my affiliate manager and she told me that she'll call the cops if I ever call her again.

    I told her that I didn't ever call her and say anything. She told me to stop lying. I told her that it wasn't me and it prolly was someone else. Well she hung up.

    At this point, you know who came to my mind? My brother! This douche always prank calls people and I was pretty sure it was him because he always does these stupid calls to people.

    I came home after 2 days and I check the phone bill and there was a call to my AM the day I was sent a email about my account being terminated.

    My brother was they only one at the house at the time the call was made. Mom was at work and Dad too.

    So came to him and confronted this little pr*ck with the phone bill and email I got from AM.

    He started denying it. Then I took this punk by the ear and slapped real hard on his face and told him I knew it was him because nobody else could have done it.

    Well he cried like a loser and confessed. I told him what he said to my AM. He told me everything while he was shaking and crying.

    Then I asked him why he did it? He said "I was bored". I slapped him one more time and told him get lost in your room. Mom and dad will deal with you later.

    Now I didn't have my check terminated. They said they will send me a my last check but they said they won't ever work with me anymore not matter how good of a publisher I have been because they have "Zero Tolerance Policy" for abuse and harrassment.

    Question how do I prove my innocence? My bro's voice sound like mine and everyone thinks we sound the same.

    Do I get a lawyer, or civil case? What? I don't want to get my bro in trouble at this same time so I may have to accept my terminated account, then I guess there's nothing I can do really except make my troll brother get a job and pay for the damages. shrugs...
     
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  2. PauloPT

    PauloPT Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Mixed feelings here... I feel like laughing but I also feel sorry for you that this bizarre situation happened. Are you even going to receive those 21k, or have you made 21k so far and you've received it all?
     
  3. Whisker

    Whisker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Premium Member

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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

    :eek:p::eek:p::eek:p::eek:p::eek:p::eek:p::eek:p:

    Almost unbelievable, but fucking funny nonetheless.
     
  4. Gogeta

    Gogeta Power Member

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    Dam man I know how you feel I lost over 30k in commissions from EPN this month. Try to talk to the affiliate manager If she won't listen tell her you will take legal action against the company.
     
  5. HaRRo

    HaRRo Elite Member

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    Which affiliate program lol
     
  6. Siek

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    Oh man thats brutal. But pretty damn funny lol
     
  7. unlimitedpostings

    unlimitedpostings BANNED BANNED

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    This is one of the funniest threads on BHW ever, but I do feel bad for you. Market Leverage is good, but there's plenty of other companies out there that you can work with. One thing that I would suggest doing is calling someone above your AM and discussing this with them. Tell them exactly what happen and apologize over and over. I would actually make your brother call also and apologize to the AM. I think if you called her and told her that you had someone who wanted to tell her something and gave the phone to your brother, she could see the discrepancies in your voice and possibly believe you and accept the apology.

    Good luck.
     
  8. ximscreamingx

    ximscreamingx Power Member

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    Which AM was it if you don't mind me asking?
     
  9. boomboomer

    boomboomer Executive VIP

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    how the hell did you manage to get the content of the conversation?
     
  10. shibumila

    shibumila Registered Member

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    I think your brother should be castrated.
     
  11. Whisker

    Whisker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Premium Member

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    That's what I was wondering...