Making money... In my case?

I have been contemplating ways to make money online for a long time now, but I haven't tried many because frankly a lot of them disgust me. I decided to delete my points and write a shorter post. In short:
I can't do anything that involves my personality. E.g. I can't write content.
I do not use social media and will not unless it doesn't expose my personality and even the tiniest part of my personal life.
I get utterly bored even after 2 cups of coffee doing anything technical too quickly for me to finish it. Exception can be very simple generic HTML/CSS-based sites, but nobody wants that anyway.
I do not know many people who are into tech and such, even though I know a lot about tech and such.
I'm not interested in clicking links and such unless they actually pay at least $5-10/h, which is quite impossible, which makes it a waste of time. Annoying nonetheless...
I can leave my PC on 24/7, I have a deal where I get electricity really cheaply. My PC is around 5 years old though...
I do not have much money for an investment and I have no way of getting more - at most I could invest around $50, maybe even less.

I have my reasons for each of these (mostly being disgusted by the result or the reasons), so you shouldn't try to convince me to change who I am.

That said, I'm kind of grabbing straws here and hoping for something that I haven't thought or found yet, something that I could still do with these unreasonable 'requirements'. Do ask questions if that might help you help me.

Hi!Im gnome living in a deep cave,i dont know anything,i dont want to learn anything,but i want to make money,tell me where is pot of gold burried plsss.,pls no low sized chests,i take only BIG ONES,TY,I WILL APPRECIATE,RLY!

Crockett said:

Hi!Im gnome living in a deep cave,i dont know anything,i dont want to learn anything,but i want to make money,tell me where is pot of gold burried plsss.,pls no low sized chests,i take only BIG ONES,TY,I WILL APPRECIATE,RLY!

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I want to learn something, that's why I posted this. And I 'm not looking for a "get rich quick" BS. Read my post again. I posted my standards and values. If that cannot be matched, I'm fine with it. I am, however, trying to find something that I can still do while I have these values.

1. Find a job if you don't have one (any job!!!)
2. Put money aside each month to invest in this
3. Read the Instagram, Twitter and Facebook journeys
4. Choose one of the successful journeys and start something similar
5. Read, read read...!!! And learn new things about the topic all the time!
6. Buy a VPS, bot, proxies, open accounts and grow them or start spamming right away

Nothing of this exposes your privacy. It's just spamming social media with fake accounts.

If you wanna be successful and make money online, you need to invest money and time in this thing!

You also must be willing to work hard! And don't expect immediate results!

Seriously dude. I have my pet peeves and do my work from the shadows and everything and don't wanna be a name and don't want my personality exposed and want to be anonymous and all that jazz, but you take it to a whole another level.

You can get a job as a garbage man cleaning the streets around 3-6 o'clock in the morning. It will surely pay well, being a smelly job, and no one will ever see you, and people will avoid talking to you, or even looking at you much, so that will shelter your personality. You would probably be fine wearing some sort of stupid mask and hat, because it's like 5 in the morning, so you can say it's cold, and hide your face.

Yeah, garbage man job is for you. You're welcome

Guide to make money:

1. Make money hard working.


2. Invest hardwork and money in your passion


3. Learn more about your passion and your dream


4. Connect with people in your niche


5. Make money

blackhatshere said:

I want to learn something, that's why I posted this. And I 'm not looking for a "get rich quick" BS. Read my post again. I posted my standards and values. If that cannot be matched, I'm fine with it. I am, however, trying to find something that I can still do while I have these values.

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Im noob too but imo you should start get your lazy ass up,and second try to make 5-10 usd a day,and you claim you want minimum a hour of this EASILY lul

I admire your work ethic

^made me laugh ��

Mate if you want to only do things inside your comfort zone and yet rake in the cash then i am afraid nothing in this forum can help you. If it was that easy to just make money none of us would be here in the first place.

Make a website and rank it using SEO, monetize it with cpa offers

so you are sociopath which refuses to work and learn, but is willing to earn money by doing nothing?

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It's hard to find a job where I live and the salaries are around $2/h, sometimes less.

I wouldn't mind having spammy social media accounts that I don't write for (I mean 160 or however much symbols in Twitter is not really writing!). What could I use those accounts for? I mean, I can't use it for a legit site that I would genuinely want to create. Would it be spamming for some spammy site of someone else, or?

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Where I'm from, it pays around $2/hour, that's not paying well. And that's not what I'm looking for, even though you were joking, seems like you took my idea without differentiating details, which is understandable, most people make assumptions.

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Not practical or even working-outtable when you'd get $2/h for your hardwork.

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I'm not lazy and there isn't a job that pays 5 to 10 dollars a day here unless you're a lawyer or a doctor or something like that.

I think your message is triggering spam protection by the way, I had to delete it to be able to post it.

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I admire your work ethic

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Too bad you weren't serious.

GReaperas said:

Mate if you want to only do things inside your comfort zone and yet rake in the cash then i am afraid nothing in this forum can help you. If it was that easy to just make money none of us would be here in the first place.

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I'm not looking for something easy, I never said so. And even creating an account here is out of my comfort zone, I'm not a fan of anything spammy and such, and most things are along the lines of that in the blackhat world. Now I'm out of my comfort zone but not in the 'fno' zone yet, hence all the descriptions in the OP.

PBNSurprise said:

Make a website and rank it using SEO, monetize it with cpa offers

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That requires writing content, which means personality.

conglica said:

so you are sociopath which refuses to work and learn, but is willing to earn money by doing nothing?

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Wrong about every single statement in your post. Read OP again.

I am staggered that you can find the energy to breathe.

" I have been contemplating ways to make money online for a long time now, but I haven't tried many because frankly a lot of them disgust me. "
You refuse to use social media, don't want to write and get bored doing anyhting slightly technical.

Well listenup buttercup, you either need to get over yourself and learn to do some of these ' disgusting ' things, such as working, writing or social media or go find a burger joint and start flipping burgers.

What makes you so special that people should be bothered to spoonfeed you, after you admit you either can't be arsed or find things disgusting ?

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I am staggered that you can find the energy to breathe.

" I have been contemplating ways to make money online for a long time now, but I haven't tried many because frankly a lot of them disgust me. "
You refuse to use social media, don't want to write and get bored doing anyhting slightly technical.

Well listenup buttercup, you either need to get over yourself and learn to do some of these ' disgusting ' things, such as working, writing or social media or go find a burger joint and start flipping burgers.

What makes you so special that people should be bothered to spoonfeed you, after you admit you either can't be arsed or find things disgusting ?

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It sounds like you think I'm lazy? I'm not. I work on things about 80% of the day. I am staggered how presumptuous you are.

It's not about "learning" to do them. It's about being disgusted with yourself if you do that. If you don't have strong morals, standards and values, doesn't mean others don't.

Special? Well, in your mind, presumptuousness and assumption that everyone's the same, resulting in an idea that my attitude is "not correct" makes me special. I'm sure you would've preferred a guy who didn't post honest negative opinion about some things that I posted about. No need to take it personal that I find spam and most blackhat things absolutely disgusting unless you overlyidentify with what you do, in which case I understand that my honesty could piss you off. Note that I didn't say I find people who do it disgusting, I don't care. I find the activity itself disgusting and do not want to be associated with most of them in any personal way. Therefore the social media and writing "no personality" policy, considering I already thought of the options (or am even doing them) that aren't blackhat and aren't focused on making money by myself. Here, I'm just looking for something that would make money, because I doubt I could tolerate anything like spammy sites or links or whatever tied to my personality even in my mind.

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It sounds like you think I'm lazy? I'm not. I work on things about 80% of the day. I am staggered how presumptuous you are.

It's not about "learning" to do them. It's about being disgusted with yourself if you do that. If you don't have strong morals, standards and values, doesn't mean others don't.

Special? Well, in your mind, presumptuousness and assumption that everyone's the same, resulting in an idea that my attitude is "not correct" makes me special. I'm sure you would've preferred a guy who didn't post honest negative opinion about some things that I posted about. No need to take it personal that I find spam and most blackhat things absolutely disgusting unless you overlyidentify with what you do, in which case I understand that my honesty could piss you off. Note that I didn't say I find people who do it disgusting, I don't care. I find the activity itself disgusting and do not want to be associated with most of them in any personal way. Therefore the social media and writing "no personality" policy, considering I already thought of the options (or am even doing them) that aren't blackhat and aren't focused on making money by myself. Here, I'm just looking for something that would make money, because I doubt I could tolerate anything like spammy sites or links or whatever tied to my personality even in my mind.

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You sound like a self-entitled, clueless lazy-ass moron who is letting your morals turn you into an asshole. If your "personality" is anything like your current attitude you've established thus far in your one-day time on BHW, I could only imagine what you're like in real life.

So let's see here:

I have been contemplating ways to make money online for a long time now, but I haven't tried many because frankly a lot of them disgust me. I decided to delete my points and write a shorter post.

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"Disgust" you? I can assure you, nobody here gives a fuck how you feel. Money or ethics, you get to choose one. I swear to fuck, you used the word "Disgust" like 20 times in six posts.

I can't do anything that involves my personality. E.g. I can't write content.

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Please, for the love of fuck, don't write content ever. You are one of those people who assume they can write like a novelist, but in reality are coming across as a whiny elitist who wants everything handed to them and is trying to come across as intelligent. You don't need long, misplaced words to get your point across. Here's a five letter one. "Vapid". That's you, OP.

I do not use social media and will not unless it doesn't expose my personality and even the tiniest part of my personal life.

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I bet you're real fun at parties.

I get utterly bored even after 2 cups of coffee doing anything technical too quickly for me to finish it. Exception can be very simple generic HTML/CSS-based sites, but nobody wants that anyway.

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Then why in the fuck are you even here? I know plenty of people in need of simple generic HTML/CSS sites. But I guarantee that you won't get ten seconds into the sales pitch. Because you are a whiny shit-bag.

I do not know many people who are into tech and such, even though I know a lot about tech and such.

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Let's cut to the chase here. You don't know many people, period.

I'm not interested in clicking links and such unless they actually pay at least $5-10/h, which is quite impossible, which makes it a waste of time. Annoying nonetheless...

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Preposterous. That sounds disgusting.

I can leave my PC on 24/7, I have a deal where I get electricity really cheaply. My PC is around 5 years old though...

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Yeah, when you live in a fucking mental ward, you typically don't need to pay electric.

I do not have much money for an investment and I have no way of getting more - at most I could invest around $50, maybe even less.

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If you have no money, why do you act like an entitled rich silver spoon fucker? I bet you pick up your own candy bar wrappers after you stuff your fat face with two fingers and say "ick" to yourself as you throw them away.

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In conclusion, from what you've posted, I do believe you are literally just a five-year old computer that doesn't work properly. Does that about cover it?

Welcome to BHW.

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Those statements alone imply that you care a lot about how I feel. Or you're just one of those people who dislike anyone who's different than themselves and think everybody should be exactly the same.

And no, you don't necessarily have to choose, depending on your standards/ethics/whatever.

Please, for the love of -, don't write content ever. You are one of those people who assume they can write like a novelist, but in reality are coming across as a whiny elitist who wants everything handed to them and is trying to come across as intelligent. You don't need long, misplaced words to get your point across. Here's a five letter one. "Vapid". That's you, OP.

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I do write content actually. In fact, I wrote articles for people, own three websites that aren't spammy and very successful (not monetarily, I don't do ads and don't sell out), and I'm in progress of publishing a novel by a major publisher. Once again, it shows how emotionally involved you are when it comes to my personality, values, standards. It's actually making me smile, so... Thank you for that. I'm not being sarcastic, I mean it.

I bet you're real fun at parties.

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I probably am considering people invite me and want to talk to me. But personally I think I'm not that much fun to be honest. I don't have that loud annoying personality and I don't take things personally like you. It's more fun to watch someone attacking someone for their beliefs or values. Well, at least it is for me. Again, not being sarcastic.

Then why in the - are you even here? I know plenty of people in need of simple generic HTML/CSS sites. But I guarantee that you won't get ten seconds into the sales pitch. Because you are a whiny --.

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This isn't a coding forum. Trying to find more faults in my posts, eh?

I never whined about anything actually. Once again, shows how emotionally involved you are. I'll quote your self-contradiction, just for fun: "I can assure you, nobody here gives a - how you feel."

Let's cut to the chase here. You don't know many people, period.

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Wrong. Also, such random assumptions implies that you're arrogant.

Preposterous. That sounds disgusting.

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Not disgusting at all, to me anyway.

Yeah, when you live in a -ing mental ward, you typically don't need to pay electric.

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I don't know about that, but I'm sure you would know. You sound very confident about it, my friend.

If you have no money, why do you act like an entitled rich silver spoon -er? I bet you pick up your own candy bar wrappers after you stuff your fat face with two fingers and say "ick" to yourself as you throw them away.

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I don't, actually. You just dislike people who have different values and beliefs (and strong ones, nonetheless), and most likely because I find a lot of blackhat activities as disgusting.

Why do you assume I'm fat? Because you don't like me? That's rather discriminatory. I'm surprised you didn't call me black or asian or a girl. I'm sure you don't like all of them, too. Especially if it's a mixed black/asian girl. You're funny.

In conclusion, from what you've posted, I do believe you are literally just a five-year old computer that doesn't work properly. Does that about cover it?

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Cool. I'm a machine. Can I be terminator?

Welcome to BHW.

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Why thank you my dear boy.

P.S. Had to delete some of your wording and such to be able to post this.

Holy fuck, I thought this was a troll so I tested the waters.

It's even worse than I thought. An "I'm rubber you're glue" defense mechanism junkie.

I'm outta here. Good luck in your uselessness ventures of 2016.

OP,

Tell us what you do want to do

This may be easier...

I can think of 1 career you might like, it will involve spending hours sat on your knee's and I hope you have lack of a gag reflex.