I know that everyone on this site is mostly developer ready, but somewhere in the last 20 years they didn't tell me where the club was. I am as developer challenged as they get.
Could you re-write the instructions here, keeping in mind it is for someone that needs explanation even on the first item:
1) Get a Database. What does this mean? Whos database? I thought a database was a bunch of info. on a disk or within a program like Excell.
2) Unpack it. Okay, does this mean that i need to sort through files or I am vaguely aware of what a zip program is, is this what you mean by unpack it? That I will need a zip program. The only thing I know is it probably has little to do with Loui Vuitton Luggage. Help!
3) Please do not point me to the book or series "An Idiots Guide To Developing" Even this is beyond me. I can do this I just need you to talk like you're explaining it to your 95 year old grandmother who is seeing a computer for the 1st time in her life. thanks sorry for the hassle.
4) Now, to check if we are even on the same planet, does this eventually mean I will own my own "Shortner" like my company Get A Trip, can I choose something relevant to my domain name or at least a keyword within my industry, in my case "travel" or "trip" or "vacation"
5) Lastly, is this time constricted? In other words is this or the shortened URLs good for life? I would hate to assign a thousand of these to millions of products only to find I would have to reapply for them?If they are permanent what is to stop some jerk in the cubicle over from wrecking havoc on me and abusing the extension???
6) Promise last question. Do these shortners have to be "hosted' somewhere, is this how it works???
