Make a regular monthly paycheck with this offline method! 100% guarantee

eventus

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Have you tried many different methods with no results?

Always looking for the next big thing but always fall short?

Feel as if all these people saying they make lots of money are just scammers and liars?

With this method you a guaranteed to make money or I'll give you 200% of your money back!
I'm giving this method away free by the way.

This will require some offline marketing and it will require work. This is no get rich quick but it does work. I have done it many times!

Okay to start off, find some decent clothing. Make yourself look successful.

Go into no less than 50 local businesses. The more you visit that greater your chances!

Ask someone in each business for something called an Application.

Fill out your information on this Application. (you don't need a proxy)

Use your real information. (no need to cloak)

Now create yourself a really nice looking verbal sales letter.

Now this is the hook! Save your verbal sales letter for when your customer gives you the "interview".

If you follow these instructions to the letter you will be making money in no time.

Note: This method is not for those who are already making money at IM. This method is for those who have been tying for a long time and have never made a dime. For those who have jumped from method to method whenever the next method sounds easier.

If you have ever posted "How do I make money, or Easiest way to make $1000, or F#$K this IM Bulls#$t. Especially if you have posted it more than once, This method is for you!
 
Interesting. But there is 1 major flaw. There is no 100% guaranteed monthly paycheck even in a 9 to 5 these days.
 
Thanks for that eventus. But what about you? 12-year olds are too young to work.
 
but I like to wear my pajamas all day I dont think this will over well unless the business I get hired at is a pajama factory
 
This method is saturated isn't it...I mean with the bad economy and all
 
Awesome!! Great post! LOL!!


Wtf!!!!... this makes no sense to me. Applying for a damn job. Most of us are trying to get out of the 9-5 rat race.

Am I missing something here????

LMAO!! Are you serious?!?!.......... :confused:
 
Has anyone tried this method before? Does it work? How much are you making per hour?

:nod:
 
I do this five times a week, 100% a 130+ a day method if you pick your niche really well.
 
I assume the post starter intended this to be a satire. Maybe move it into the appropriate forum section, something along the line of "Fuck IM, How to get a REAL job"

Good one, it makes me laugh.
 
I've actually tried this and it works. There are draw backs though.

1. There isn't much freedom. You're pretty much tied to one location and can't leave or take breakswhen you want to or need to.

2. Almost always....you're taking orders from some f**king Meatstick you could out think in your sleep, who has a peice of paper that say's he/she is somebody even though you know their dirty little secret.....that they're a f**king Meatstick.

Nah, I'll stick to IM.

F**k you eventus, and get job.
 
Seriously I had trouble understanding your guide. If you're really interested in offline methods, check out some WSO's from the warrior forum, which you can also download on BHW regarding offline niches. Good luck!
 
I tried and nearly died of boredom programming oracle databases...etc.... One day I woke up and decided to follow my dream of working from home, now here I am I don't regret it one bit...especially the boring meetings...oh dear yawn yawn yawn...
 
I tried and nearly died of boredom programming oracle databases...etc.... One day I woke up and decided to follow my dream of working from home, now here I am I don't regret it one bit...especially the boring meetings...oh dear yawn yawn yawn...

Good for you...I still have my 9 - 5, haven't made enough money online yet to move on from THIS method. But I'm promoting my online business like mad at work. hehehehe. Just made $100 bucks for sign up a colleague to hosting company.

Maybe this is the way to go. Go "undercover", once you're in start promote your online stuffs. Make some money and leave. Hehehehe....this is great if you're working for a huge Fortune 100.
 
Did you leave some steps out I just don't get it!

Possibly you could upload some step by step videos of this method. :D !!
 
Not sure if i would want to try anything like that out would take too much of my time
 
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