snoozebot
Power Member
- Nov 1, 2010
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I can't believe you're all being so rude to FBJunkie!
The method he has posted is not only extremely detailed, but breathtaking in its originality. I intend to put my own spin on it by doing the same thing in the offline world.
Here's my plan:
(1) Have extensive plastic surgery to look like the exact double of an attractive young female celebrity.
(2) Walk up and down the street dressed provocatively until I have amassed a following of 10,000 desperate stalkers.
(3) Con them into paying me a dollar each in return for sexual favours.
You can of course upscale the operation by recruiting yet more stalkers, or outsource the work via Fiverr etc.
Simple, see? And I'd never have thought of it, if it hadn't been for FBJunkie's inspirational genius.
LOLz!