Looking to hire private black hat SEO expert. $$$

The issue with wanting to 'hire a BH expert' is that any that can you likely afford are not worth the money, and those that are worth whatever they might ask are generally not available for hire...

All of these cunts who consider them BH SEO experts are shite in my opinion. BH SEO could mess up your rankings for the long haul. Your ecommerce business would be as fucking dead as a fried chicken tbh. Ramp up your social efforts IMO to get sales.