Looking for visitor generation software(that works)

i've been searching everywhere and can't seem to find anything that actually works like it says it will. You guys probably know the programs i'm talking about. They seem to work, but when you check your site's analytics, nothing is showing.

SB does that. But it just pings. The traffic doesn't show up in GA. Alexa rank is improved.

For traffic to show in GA, I would say your best bet is to buy some traffic.

Check out Fatboy's Fake Traffic Generator

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...18-get-fatboys-fake-traffic-generator-v7.html