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Looking for a terrible SEO expert

Discussion in 'Hire a Freelancer' started by Furious George, Dec 27, 2013.

  1. Furious George

    Furious George Supreme Member Premium Member

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    Terrible SEO expert. You should be able to talk the talk but not walk the walk. I need someone who is guaranteed to get my site obliterated. I know probably half of you can breathe a sigh of relief without having to lie about how awesome your services are with this specific job. I need terrible results... tumblr porn backlinks, dup content, malware, I don't care.

    -Furious George
     
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  2. quickpick

    quickpick Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    hahaha dafug did I just read?
     
  3. davids355

    davids355 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Shouldn't write stuff like this dude. Your just asking to get flooded with PMs of people offering their terrible services to you :)
     
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  4. SpookCash

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    My guess is this guy wants to crush somebody with negative SEO.
     
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  5. Ampix0

    Ampix0 Power Member

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    Can't tell if joking or not... If you really want thousands of shit links and porn blog links and stuff.. Hell ya I'm your man lol.
     
  6. RushingWind

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    If i know George, he ain't that kind of person. He must have his reasons for wanting to bring his site down. Even if he were up to something, that's not for us to decide.
     
  7. SpookCash

    SpookCash Regular Member

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    Absolutely, I agree with you. Sorry if I was quick to judge, it was funny coming across a post so obscure.
     
  8. umerjutt00

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    I am your man... We are a team of professional SEO experts specialized in creating shit quality links that you will not find anywhere else. We will get your site penalized in no time... You will not be disappointed.
     
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    Damn. I can never talk the talk (which is why I can never get a good client), but always walk the walk (ranking my own sites on awesome keywords). Sorry mate.
     
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  10. Gogol

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    Haha I am not probably the worst SEO guy but I come close being the one! Best of luck hiring!
     
  11. lietuvis002

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    Poor SEO level doesn't mean you will pay them less money than for an experienced SEOer. Mostly of starters take more than pros :D
     
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  12. citizenx28

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    Rolling on floor laughing my ass out
     
  13. illfounded21

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    Haha interesting...
     
  14. todordonev

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    What the hell did I just read :D. Cant you just blast with some software and mega-spin one article into 100 with 10%+ keyword density.
     
  15. seeplusplus

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    I read WF and SEOmoz daily, me haz a great social presence
     
  17. SmoothBlackHat

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    Well, BST is full of it - simply look for cheap services :)
    If the BST thread has hundreds of reviews about quick delivery and nice reports and none about a serp rise you can be sure that you've found your man.
     
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    I can now see a new BST coming. Get your site deindexed in minutes 100% satisfaction guaranteed, 100's of satisfied customers with 1000's of reviews.
     
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  19. FuryKyle

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    Post of the day! Nominate him.
     
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  20. miluge

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    I'm experienced, backed by 185465646654 bad ratings on Fiverr, trust me and get your website killed instantly.

    I learned everything I know on WF, I pay WSO everyday because I can't make $$

    More seriously why do you ask that kind of service ? I'm sure you can do it yourself.