Here's a little tip and a heads up to spammers........ If you are going to take the time and go through the trouble to make your message inbox, while blatantly violating CAN-SPAM..., at least hire an english speaking "advisor" to make your fucking subject is grammatically correct and somewhat believable... maybe something like "Hey!! long time no see, I bet you don't remember me...". Maybe you are going for the "poor russian girl don't know a lot of english" approach... but come on... the subject's purpose is to draw a click... not to scream "I am spam". Just a thought... Now given, I AM kind of high right now (putting that Black Hat Money to good use), So if anyone else has a ridiculously, unbelievably bad spam email, please post it, I'll paypal $20 to the worst/(best) one just for laughs.. and you can choose to either accept it or donate to OldenHat's cause... (the email with the most thanks wins, in a 48 hour period starting now)... let's school these inept emailers by laughing at their shit attempts... whatta you got?