AngelEyes123
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Let's Laugh A Little
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GiraffeBurgersAndFries
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Willyfish walks into a whitehat IM convention
Day one he goes up to a booth and asks the girl "Hey, got any methods?"
"No we are white hats here" she replies, sending him on his way
Day two he returns to the same booth and asks the girl "Hey, got any methods?"
Angry, she yells back to Willyfish "NO! We ain't got any methods! We are white hats here! Ask again and I'll nail your fucking fins to my booth!"
Again Willyfish flops away, no methods to be had
Final day of the convention Willyfish returns to the same booth
"Hey, got any nails?" Willyfish asks the booth girl
"No I don't have any nails..." she replies
"Well then.. got any methods?"
Day one he goes up to a booth and asks the girl "Hey, got any methods?"
"No we are white hats here" she replies, sending him on his way
Day two he returns to the same booth and asks the girl "Hey, got any methods?"
Angry, she yells back to Willyfish "NO! We ain't got any methods! We are white hats here! Ask again and I'll nail your fucking fins to my booth!"
Again Willyfish flops away, no methods to be had
Final day of the convention Willyfish returns to the same booth
"Hey, got any nails?" Willyfish asks the booth girl
"No I don't have any nails..." she replies
"Well then.. got any methods?"
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
AngelEyes123
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Hahaha
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AngelEyes123
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There is a fine line between a Numerator and Denominator.
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I like my orange juice like I like my traffic;
organic.
organic.
BrainPooler
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hahahaha - Its your turn now 
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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.