J-S-T
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- Jul 27, 2013
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When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional
He: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
She: Have you brought the grocery?
He: Bad command or filename.
She: But I told you in the morning!
He: Syntax Error. Abort?
She: What about my new TV?
He: Variable not found...
She: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want
to do some shopping.
He: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
She: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
He: Too many parameters...
She: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
He: Data type mismatch.
She: You are useless.
He: It`s by Default.
She: What about your Salary?
He: File in use ... Try later.
She: What is my value in the family.
He: Unknown Virus
He: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
She: Have you brought the grocery?
He: Bad command or filename.
She: But I told you in the morning!
He: Syntax Error. Abort?
She: What about my new TV?
He: Variable not found...
She: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want
to do some shopping.
He: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
She: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
He: Too many parameters...
She: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
He: Data type mismatch.
She: You are useless.
He: It`s by Default.
She: What about your Salary?
He: File in use ... Try later.
She: What is my value in the family.
He: Unknown Virus
