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Latest Invention For Busy IMers - Men Only

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by noame, May 3, 2011.

  1. noame

    noame Regular Member

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    If you want to save every piece of your time for Internet Marketing,
    the device may be suitable for you, see demonstration below:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP5nUVXLYKY

    Equipped with built-in netbook for you to check your ranking, affiliate earning, etc,
    Capable of playing videos of course.
    Since the machine is invented by Chinese, it is ready for mass production and,
    the manufacturer may be seeking affiliates too.


    Don't know how it may help you? Read carefully the blue label inside the video.
     
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  2. markyboi

    markyboi Newbie

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    Ha ha that is quality got me giggling at my desk and apreciating that im am not single, japaneese and lonely.
    This has got to be the most wrong piece of inteligent tech iv'e ever seen!
     
  3. ContentCreation

    ContentCreation BANNED BANNED

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    Lmaoo!! Thats awesome! Well, not an awesome piece of technology but the idea is crazy :p
     
  4. autoseosystem

    autoseosystem Newbie

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    Lol - Very amusing
     
  5. seojumper

    seojumper Regular Member

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    Can you use it while sitting? :)
     
  6. howard_hughes

    howard_hughes Elite Member

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    lol wtf, never seen anything like this
     
  7. blacktrilby

    blacktrilby Power Member

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    I just use my girlfriend :naughty:
     
  8. jb2008

    jb2008 Senior Member

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    I would say a machine might give you a more satisfying jack off, if you can maybe make that massive contraption smaller so you can use it sitting down and stuff, and if you can adjust the speed of the jacking off as well as the tightness of the jacking off. For example you could theoretically set the tightness to and infinitely tight value against which no human female could compete. You could also change the material for different sensation of jacking off, as well as perhaps an advanced variety of motions instead of the monotonous back and forth motion, incorporating perhaps round and round, slight left to right or slight up to down, or slight diagonally, or completely random range of motion on each jack. As it stands, I personally don't know how the fuck such a massive device is required for a simple back forth motion of a fake vagina hole. I mean, how much CPU does it take, really?
     
  9. kirkonpolttaja

    kirkonpolttaja Senior Member

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    I can imagine to do alot of errors with this piece of technology... pushing wrong buttons and formating my HD lol
     
  10. gnak

    gnak Registered Member

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    What a dangerous device.

    What if it contracts all the way while in use?