Kids Say the Darndest Things!

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  1. OldSalt

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    With all due respect to Art Linkletter (if you're too young to remember him, Google or Bing the name).

    A couple of nights ago my friends boy (age 12) was playing on the Xbox and I guess he was frustrated with the group he was playing with. He stood up and said very loudly,

    "I'm done with this ORGASM!"

    From the 3 adults in the room...
    . . . Stunned Silence . . .

    Finally after several seconds, his mother broke the silence by telling him that "we don't talk like that!!" The boy was confused for a few seconds, then realized he miss-spoke, "I meant I'm done with this organization!" he corrected himself.

    Hours later when my wife and I were in our room alone, we damn near laughed until we cried.

    Any kids around you come up with something funny recently?
     
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    Our case worker was at our house last week and my 4 year old daughter (Jayla) was talking on a fake cell phone. The case worker asked her who she was talking to, and my daughter said firmly "It's none of your business"

    I laughed, and then told her she can't talk to them like that, then when the case worker left I gave her a high five and a bag of chips and said "Good Job!"

    :D
     
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    My 11 year old sister has gotten into the habit of impersonating the orcs from Lord of the Rings. She does a pretty good job at it too..
     
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    2 day's ago a friend of my daughter(9 years old girl) caught my wife rolling a joint.
    She said to my wife "my dad also take this medication every night"
     
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    Few years back a kid aged 6 or something told my friend who was scratching in his pants to apply dandruff free shampoo to get rid of scratchiness and dandruff.
     
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    I had a friend who kept getting nagged by this other mate in our college. Long story short, here is roughly how the conversation went (on mobile).

    Him: are you ignoring me?
    Friend: nah sorry i lost my phone, trying to find it. il text you when i find it man
    Him: O.k
    Him: u find it yet?
    Friend: no
    Him: okay no problemo text me when u do

    Me and him couldn't stop laughing afterwards!
     
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    I remember being at a barbeque a few summers ago and we asked the children what they wanted to do when they were older. A family friend's daughter (about eight years old) was asked what she wanted to do and with the most genuine tone, she replied, "When I'm older I want to be a giraffe".
     
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    What a dumb guy he didn't realize he had the mobile in his hand all the time.
    Reminds me of a story where some guy searches for his glasses but he's actually wearing them...:D