just culdnt stop myself from sharing this !

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- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..


source - https://devrant.com/rants/605665/he...les-pizza-so-its-a-wrong-number-no-sir-google
 
Hahh, this made my day..Thanks for sharing.
 
Haha. Hate when a shampoo ad pops up right after I get my haircut. It’s like they’re everywhere
 
I actually hate fruit on my Pizza... But if you'll arrange it all the way from Europe I'll take it!!! can't comprehend pizza here in US :D
I'm not a fan of it either, pineapple is very dividing.

Yea, there are weird versions of pizza in the US. The New York style pizza seems ok, but the Chicago style pizza has very little resemblence of what we usually call pizza (never tried, can still be tasty, but that's a pie lol). I myself prefer the OG Napoletana.

why dont you make it at home?
r/pizza has pretty good recipes, tips and tricks :D
I think, that's one of the few things, you can't cook properly at home unless you have all the right ingredients, the needed routine and a beehive oven in the backyard with emphasis on this latter. Maybe in that case you can come close to the pizza of a proper pizza place.
 
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