Jokes :)

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  1. noob411

    noob411 Junior Member

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    A very very bad man died, he was at gates of heaven, the angel said in order for you to enter heaven you have 3 options and before him were three doors.
    He opened the first door and saw a man hanging upside down being whipped.
    He opened the second door and saw a man lying down being whipped.
    He opened the third door and saw a man in a chair getting a blow job by a beautiful blonde.
    He didn't hesitate and chose the third door..... then the angel said ok blondie your time is up you can now go to heaven.....
     
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  2. onetoo3com

    onetoo3com Registered Member

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    IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?

    IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU?

    IF - YOUR BATH WATER HAD BEEN RUN?

    IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS OR PETS?

    IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,

    WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?

    SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?

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    Well . . . HELLOOooo ! ! ! ! !

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    YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG FUCKIN' HOUSE ! !
     
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    turner Registered Member

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