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Joke of the day

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by goozled, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. goozled

    goozled Newbie

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    :) These 2 Irishmen were fishing... one starts to reel in his Rod and realizes he has caught something.. come to find out it was a Genie Lamp...so the Lad rubs it and a Genie Appears.. the Genie says you have one wish...and the Lad proclaimes.. TURN THIS LAKE INTO BEER!!! and the Genie makes it so....The other Irishmen Glares at him and states..YOU ASSHOLE !!! NOW WE HAVE TO PISS IN THE BOAT
     
  2. John_Betong

    John_Betong Newbie

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    The Cork

    Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt!


    "If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out"?

    "I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt".

    "I do not understand", said the other.

    The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish. '"

    I said, "No shite"?
     
  3. SilverMovieDownloads

    SilverMovieDownloads Power Member

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    your mama's so fat, That she was baptised in the pacfic ocean.
     
  4. transam7410

    transam7410 Power Member

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    nice jokes gots any more
     
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    markomarkogame Power Member

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    joke of the day:

    this guy got banned
     
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  6. Nex..

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    lmao funny one, i used to know alot but forgot them all
     
  7. briannz

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    A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother has a moustache".
     
  8. Dr_Scythe

    Dr_Scythe Regular Member

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    Got a good one I'm trying to remember and type out......

    After a string of terrible birthday presents a frustrated wife takes her husband aside a week before the big day and tell him "There better be something in the driveway next week that goes from 0-200 in 3 seconds flat!"

    The week goes by and the wife wakes up on the morning of her birthday and goes out to the driveway to find a small box. She opened the box to reveal a brand new set of bathroom scales.

    The husbands funeral is next Wednesday :p
     
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  9. Olly

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    I met a girl the other day when I was out. A bit later, we went back to her place. We were in the lounge and were on the sofa, we were kissing and stuff.

    After a little while she looks at me and says, "Shall we take this up stairs?"

    So I looked at hair and said, "Ok, you grab one end and I'll grab the other."
     
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