I've found you!

Yes, you! I'm talking to you!
You made me sign up for stupid offers when I was just trying to view a random porn video.
You made me complete a survey just do download a fake file which required a passworld.
You tried to sell me an ebook for 9,99$ promising me retirement money.
You made me sign up to a random website promising me an online job.

I love you guys :-D You are the top of the food chain. I shall only aspire to learn moar from you.
And now I shall keep lurking. See ya.

That gave me a good laugh. Welcome to bhw.

So now release the trolls, this was posted in the wrong forum.