"I'm the shoveling champ of the world!"
Announcer
"What do you have to say champ?"
Me, Troy Aikman voice
"Well you know, you gotta be ready, you never know when Mother Nature's gonna drop 10 inches on ya."
"It's a bitch, yea, they were saying a big front on the news. but when you look up and its actually happening."
"I knew rite away when I looked out and seen the snow, I knew it wasn't gonna stop."
Announcer
"What was your plan approaching all this snow. What was going thru your mind?"
Me
"Yea well it's simple. You have to act fast. You know there's gonna be, tons, of snow."
"I like to execute early when there's only about 3 inches out there. just go out there and get it done one time."
"You can't let it accumulate, it's gonna get deep. You know if you're older, back problems, plus it's gonna be a bitch. It's tiring."
"If you wait till it gets to be 8, 9, 12 inches of heavy snow, you're gonna pay for it."
"So by the time I was done the first time, I was looking out and Iike shit it really isn't gonna stop, I knew I was in for a couple a trips out shoveling."
"Couple hours later I was out there again shoveling a couple inches again, just taking care of my property."
"And by the third time I was like numb, you don't even think about it, it's gotta be taken care of."
"Four times I'm out there, and fuck how many times can you swear, there isn't that many expletives out there to describe what you're going thru. I got it done, and after the fourth it was still snowing but it wasn't sticking to the asphalt or my steps, it was looking like I was all clear."
"Then it died down."
Announcer
"So the whole situation is over?"
Me
"Well I slept for about 5 or 6 hours, and there's a new layer out there, not even an inch, I'll get out there and take care of it."
