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It burns when I pee...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pr0xy, Jun 1, 2010.

  1. pr0xy

    pr0xy Regular Member

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    Does that happen to anyone else?!



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  2. geteasymoneynow

    geteasymoneynow Regular Member

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    you should ask a doctor
     
  3. kaidoristm

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    Wtf?
    Is it me or the quality of posts get's worse and worse on daily basis? (if not hourly)
     
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  5. lord

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    dude get yourself checked up it can be a lot of reasons so go see a medic
     
  6. charlesbrunkle

    charlesbrunkle Registered Member

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    nothing than good old penicillin can't fix ;-)
     
  7. srb888

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    IM = Internet Marketing ?? = Internal Medicine ??

    How should it help you if one or some of the members have your symptoms? Go to the doctor and get treated at once. One differential diagnosis can be the STD (sexually transmitted disease)... another one could be that the john could actually be on fire :D

    If you want to get diagnosed and treated correctly, go to the nearest hospital or a private doctor.

    BTW, you could also be pregnant and infected...
     
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  8. trevor1617

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    Its the lounge...I see this comment way to often its not original anymore.

    and yes you should go see a doctor haha
     
  9. CyrusVirus

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    well.. if your a female, it could be a UTI, if your a male and had sex with a female that had a UTI at the time, then you could have a really bad infection, or if you are writing this after having sex, then your an idiot, it will burn when you piss right after sex because the mix of urine and sperm create something that burns your insides bad, but not a big deal to be honest, just a burning sensation, now if you have not had sex in a while then i would say go to the clinic and get a checkup done on "mini-me" because you may have an infection

    EDIT: again with the sex thing, you could possibly have some sort of Sexually transmitted disease, such ashttp://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=CnnBx5CgFTNm2JYevnwfMjpCWAbSs3bkBlPDy3xP02tG5QwgAEAEgtlRQmNKp1P3_____AWDJtqyI9KPAEMgBAakCB7_Cfh5OuD6qBBZP0P6fy4iOaplS3yDFsuQPDfL7h0cGgAWQTg&sig=AGiWqtwuGd3szrT7prm2fCN5rYTpBizDPw&adurl=http://www.thelocalchemist.com/index.php%3Fdispatch%3Dcategories.view%26category_id%3D427 or Gonorrhea
     
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  10. BENNY8877

    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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    What burns when you pee?

    Maybe you should pee on whatever is burning. Problem solved!
     
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    lol, neeeded a gooood laugh!
     
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  13. srb888

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    Definitely your lil john is getting high blood pressure! :D Go to the doctor before it bursts off into millions nano particles... already there is talk of global warming all around, could be well because of you.
     
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    You think clickbank will accept it?
     
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    check the keywords, find a product :)
     
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    loooooooooool its like asking a doctor about black hat, bro go to the ER, it may be getting worse
     
  17. srb888

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    Burning Pee
    Domain: All TLD available
    Global monthly search - Exact: 880
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    Go for it! Use blogger and you'll be on 1st page. Use your photo (john's image will be more appropriate).

    Clickbank product = you'll find one product available for this keyword. You'll get $10.94 per sale. You'll be a millionaire soon. :D

    Write a ebook on your symptom and what caused it (whoring, e-who**ng, using multiple hookers, drinking less water more alcohol, chain-smoking, heavy menstruation, constant mastu*rbating, wrong people wrong holes, smoking from the wrong end, using rings / test tubes / chillies, piercing / tattoooing / whatever...) Sell it on DP... whatever!

    You are sitting on a red-hot volcanic trend niche -- literally! Make Hay While Johnny Is Red Hot!

    :)

    OK, seriously... go to the doctor and get well soon.
     
  18. blackma

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    drink at least 3 litres of water every day to dilute the uric acid in your urine.

    Its called uric 'acid' for a reason!

    I am not a doctor but this should relieve your pain. The problem of the burning will need to be addressed.
     
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  19. Mr.Whitehat

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    lol op, you had this after sex or masturbation? if yes then it'll go off very soon. else consult a dr.
     
  20. mikedavey

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    As everyone' has said for Christ sake go to the docs, it maybe a simple infection but it could also be STD which you will want to sort out straight away the longer you wait the worse =it gets believe me I KNOW