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Is this a funny niche or what

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by dogmann11, Jun 1, 2010.

  1. dogmann11

    dogmann11 Junior Member

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    Hey, this is my first post on this forum but I have been lurking forever. No, I don't have anything substantial to contribute except this very funny niche...
    get ready for this...

    Get rid of stripper stank! That's right, now you can rid yourself of the dreaded gooey mess of all night drinking and lap dances.

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    Random Thoughts on Strippers
    Trying to have a normal conversation during a lap dance is seriously weak-sauce. She is grinding and dry humping your shit and you want to talk about college and the weather?

    If you wear slacks to the strip club, the lap dances will be a lot more fun. But if you can't control yourself, everyone is gonna be able to tell.

    If you hire strippers off Craigslist, there is a good chance they will a) be nasty and b) do some illegal shit that's gonna cost you extra.

    Don't eat the food at the strip club. That isn't why you're there. You gonna get a lap dance while you eat your chicken wings?

    The strip club has got to be the worst place on earth to get drunk. The drinks are twice the price and the ATM dispenses hundred-dollar bills. Hmm . . . let's see. What do I do with the change? Lap dance!

    Buying your way into the backroom will cost you lots of money and it will be lots of fun. But at the end of the night, you will be the one jerking yourself off?not her.

    Yes, dating a stripper could be fun. It could be wild and crazy or just complicated and weird. Just ask the guy staring intently at you from the bar.

    Yeah, the one who looks uncomfortable and angry. He's a little on edge because his girlfriend is giving you a lap dance and you keep trying to grab her ass.

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    This is not my site, and is not monetized as far as I can tell, so I will just post the link:

    http://www.getridofthings.com/get-rid-of-stripper-stank.htm
     
    Last edited: Jun 1, 2010