Is my computer haunted?

Hello, 911 emergencies?

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Yes you are haunted by the crappy Microsoft Windows. Get a Mac.

as much as i like windows phone, i never liked windows desktop OS lol. Well we always need windows so you can use bootcamp/parallels in Mac
 
First time I heard a ghost using a computer. Maybe someone went in your room or you were probably sleepwalking.
 
You mean this doesn't happen to everyone...!!?

I got a real ghost story....happened to me when I was 12 or 13.....

I was walking by a small lake with very steep banks, and an old guy (bit like me now (-:...) with his dog walked past me and straight over the edge....

I didn't hear a splash....and when I looked over the edge the water was calm....

I ran home and told my dad...who called the police....who called in divers...who seached the lake......and found nothing....

Nobody was reported missing....and I got a bollocking for wasting everybody's time.....

A year or so later I saw the old guy and his dog again....same clothes....same dog....but on the opposite side of the lake.....I watched him walk along the shore and back again....and then he disappeared.....

I didn't tell anyone this time....but have had similar experiences several times.....


dude you spotted the spirit of the lake aka Devil not a ghost they can shape shift he most likely took the form of one of his human subjects he was dealing with while that person was alive and serving him trust me if you saw a real ghost you will die there is a law that governs our planet and that is there are boundaries between the dead and us trust me i know :D
 
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Downloaded any cracked programs via a torrent recently? You probably got more than you bargained for.
 
You mean this doesn't happen to everyone...!!?

I got a real ghost story....happened to me when I was 12 or 13.....

I was walking by a small lake with very steep banks, and an old guy (bit like me now (-:...) with his dog walked past me and straight over the edge....

I didn't hear a splash....and when I looked over the edge the water was calm....

I ran home and told my dad...who called the police....who called in divers...who seached the lake......and found nothing....

Nobody was reported missing....and I got a bollocking for wasting everybody's time.....

A year or so later I saw the old guy and his dog again....same clothes....same dog....but on the opposite side of the lake.....I watched him walk along the shore and back again....and then he disappeared.....

I didn't tell anyone this time....but have had similar experiences several times.....

Cool story bro, scared the shit out of me :rolleyes:
 
If you live alone, there are no pets, no open windows and you have not been playing with a ouija board or derivatives, I would think of resetting my system.

Either that, or just accept that your pc has received the spark of life.
 
If you live alone, there are no pets, no open windows and you have not been playing with a ouija board or derivatives, I would think of resetting my system.

Either that, or just accept that your pc has received the spark of life.

Maybe he was high and it was all in his head? Did you think about that? :cool:
 
I would train my ghost army to go into other peoples houses and use their computers to buy and do all sorts of affiliate stuff using my links = Insane profits.
 
Hell no. I even moved outta the house it happened in. Seriously. Set up a video camera and record yourself sleeping. You will never do it again.

You're genuinely creeping me out a bit. Can you allude a bit more to what happened/ what you saw? :eek:
 
It was google letting you know there was another update. It was just google go back to sleep we will wake you when it is over.
 
Hell no. I even moved outta the house it happened in. Seriously. Set up a video camera and record yourself sleeping. You will never do it again.

What caused you to record it in the first place?
 
Call customer service with your ghost problem! That's got to be good for a chuckle or two. Nah, never mind, they'll just tell ya to reboot.
 
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