Is Google Broke?

googlemonster

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• #1

It's a pile of fucking shit, 10 years millions of dollars a ton of Phd's and the results are all irrelevant, why do people still use this? I type 'query x' and get stuff x percentage off-topic. Maybe 50%. The page titles of the documents are all screwed up...

 

akacash

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Jan 16, 2010

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As far as Google being broke, they're anything but. I read a report recently, Google has in the neighborhood of 50+ Billion dollars LIQUID. To give you an idea, that's enough to buy every franchise in the big 4 team sports in the USA (MLB, NFL, NHL, and NBA), and still have around 4 Billion dollars left. I agree that they blow, but unfortunately they won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

 

FBGuru

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I'm not sure about the relevancy but Google's search result layout has been screwed up for me for the last 12+ hrs. The results doesn't have underlines and it's straining my eyes badly.

 

PrinceVisi

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Jan 11, 2012

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Maybe there aren't a lot of websites explaining what you want?

Ever thought of that?

 

lover

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Google algo is broke i guess...

 

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actionsov

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Yes results are looking bad and not relevant. i thought its firefox issue.

 

kazhkaz

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Yeah it's broke. It doesn't rank my shitty websites with shitty content anymore...

 

vsching

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• #8

That could only mean your keyword don't have much relevant result or you don't know how to google

 

Automation247

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• #9

This must be a joke, Google is the beast search engine!!

 

Reyone

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• #10

You know what they say, if you don't like it, make something better.

Good luck on the road.

 

lucasbraydon

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Nov 9, 2013

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I just checked and it's definitely not broken. My websites are all ranking on page 1 so it seems to be working perfectly fine

 

IMTopgun

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Post of the day.

condadon said:

According to my research, Yes, i can confirm that Google is broke.

No need to do any more SEO guys, i will take over from here

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evilclown

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Jul 31, 2012

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Google is not broke. Tons of money buddy. Now is the algorithm broken? Nop. See what I did there? Broke & Broken.

 

jayrat14

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akacash said:

As far as Google being broke, they're anything but. I read a report recently, Google has in the neighborhood of 50+ Billion dollars LIQUID. To give you an idea, that's enough to buy every franchise in the big 4 team sports in the USA (MLB, NFL, NHL, and NBA), and still have around 4 Billion dollars left. I agree that they blow, but unfortunately they won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

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Yea but actuall will be much more than that so .. Google is not broke and will not be soon

 

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TryOG

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evilclown said:

Google is not broke. Tons of money buddy. Now is the algorithm broken? Nop. See what I did there? Broke & Broken.

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You must've googled that. Google definitely works if you know how to search. Maybe google a Google (advanced) Search tutorial

 

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xalyy

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• #16

What is the problem with google? I not really see any problem

 

umerjutt00

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As long as I can get my websites on page 1, Google is not broke for me.

 

Execute

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akacash said:

As far as Google being broke, they're anything but. I read a report recently, Google has in the neighborhood of 50+ Billion dollars LIQUID. To give you an idea, that's enough to buy every franchise in the big 4 team sports in the USA (MLB, NFL, NHL, and NBA), and still have around 4 Billion dollars left. I agree that they blow, but unfortunately they won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

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With all that money it could result in them getting lazy lol, if I had $50 Billion in cash I probably would kick back a bit lol.

 

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sami1555

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Hm .. works fine for me, what do you guys talking about:noidea:

 

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coreyvf

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• #20

Broken!?
Google is amazing! Pay your way to the top of any search result! Even if it's extremely irrelevant or spammy. Oh, you're intelligent and know how to work our system to rank your site for free? Um, no we don't like that since you're not paying us... PENALIZED!
Trying to troubleshoot something? Hmm... how about some crappy Yahoo! Answers!
Looking for a local store that sells computer parts? Well, fuck that, how about Amazon!! Oh I know you typed local but Amazon anyway!
We're amazing over here at Google!
Anyways guys, I'm going to go back and make snow angels in our piles of money, cya.