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Investing with CEO Sam: A One-On-One Conversation

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Sherbert Hoover, Dec 29, 2015.

  1. Sherbert Hoover

    Sherbert Hoover Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    TL;DR: I got CEO Sam good.

    A few weeks ago, I was perusing CEO Sam's Facebook and decided to give him the runaround. Below is the saga of how that played out.

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    Sam immediately jumps on board, no questions asked.

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    The website (censored because I'm no outer of sites, but I think you could find it pretty quickly) was a poorly put together, basic-template Blogspot site on a .US domain name (notorious for being cheaper than .com, .net, and .org). So he states four leads in the past few days on the 11th.

    It was at this point that I started throwing his own song lyrics from richceo.bandcamp.com into the conversation.

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    "used to be broke but kept going hard and strong ho" / "more money more power so i got security" / "We're Internet Millionaires"

    Dude had no clue.

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    I thought he was starting to catch on when I threw a "Big Money Dreams" out there. I pulled back.

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    "im making big moves doing what a boss do"

    Back at it.

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    "We Work 30 Minutes And Get More Pay" / "We Already Know Its Going Be Amazing"

    At this point, I was taken aback that he wasn't noticing his own lyrics in this conversation.

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    "im a internet dude" / "living good and its only going to get better"

    To recap, Sam was telling me that with my $4,000 investment on his Blogspot payday loan site that had made under $200 that month, if that was even real and not just his friends clicking through his links, I would see returns of $300 per month for 36 months. Up to this point I was feeling sorry for this delusional twat. Then I read through some of the colorful threads here and on WickedFire and reminded myself who I was dealing with.

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    "Getting Money With Our Team"

    His guarantee of my $300 per month for 36 months? The fact that he applied and was somehow accepted into PeerFly, and thinks he knows how to run an AdWords campaign. Heh. At this point, I was curious if I could squeeze a fake doctored screenshot out of him.

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    "I Know That We Going To Get More Of This Paper" / "im making big moves"

    I mean, come on.

    Needless to say, getting the screenshot took well over the end of the day.

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    I actually could not tell if this was fake or not. The $284.50 was MTD earnings from all campaigns. So he made under $100 from the initial note on the 11th, to the 25th. That's another one lead per week. Please note that this is the same guy "who's made over $1 Million from his online businesses"

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    At this point, I was getting bored of this shit, and was sick of logging out of my real Facebook to log into this shit one. So I dropped the hammer.

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    The crackhead rolling around on the bed video, for those who were looking for it, by the way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rXAvVLGP1M

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    The video in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu6XWPz4Txo

    And that was it. What a fucking waste of time. I thought I could have made some serious coin.
     
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  2. seogiantking

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    who is CEO sam? is he member here?
     
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    Perfectly EXECUTED !
     
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  4. Sherbert Hoover

    Sherbert Hoover Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    Some background:

    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...real-gf-material-wam-baam-thank-you-maam.html
    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...w-members-struggling-should-i-launch-bst.html
    http://www.wickedfire.com/links-and...hat-camouflage-whitehat-powered-blackhat.html
    http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-...ming-soon-2-free-review-copies-available.html
    http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-the-shit/180282-ceosam-ceoscam.html

     
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    archixet Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Im a webcam model and a part-time bottle washer!!!
    hahahahahahahaa :D :D :D !!!!! I want him here.. Anyone please call him here?


    Thread of the year 2016 is coming..
     
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  6. Ste Fishkin

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    I'm going to have to step my fucking game up, this is a better troll than anything I have done.

    Good fucking job.
     

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  7. mudbutt

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    hahaha the lyric injections had me dying!!!

    a little off topic, but he gives off a joe the camel or alf vibe to me...except a little less cool and a little more extra chromasomey

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  8. HoneyHelper

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    great story mate!
    thanks for sharing!
    that was fun!
     
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  9. LostConnection

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    Mate, that's fucking brilliant! I'm literally still chuckling about those song lyrics, not 100% sure whether I'm laughing at your cleverness of using them in conversation or the overall stupidity of his lyrics though, but nevertheless.

    Ste Hughes, I'm waiting on your next move now man.
     
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  10. riesty

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    oh now, spent 15 mnt to read, 1 hrs to understand
    you troll me, f*ck :)
     
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  11. Nonilol

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    Laughed my ass off. Thanks Sherbert!
    Very well done!
     
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  12. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    I am going to have to break the big guns out to beat this.

    Challenge accepted.
     
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    I'm still listening to this dude rattle on about his service...but I did learn this...
    "It's a "whitehat" trick that uses Google and it's own properties against itself, and since Google loves itself, it will not derank this service" This fuckin guy....lol
     
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    I wanna consider this as the best thread/troll of 2016.
    Nothing can beat this in the coming year,that I know for a fact. Unless Ste finds a way.
     
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  15. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    I'm sat here, supposed to be training a colleague in how to do my job so I can leave, but they could not look more un-interested if they tried and frankly I am bored shitless.

    Boredom must be cured, and this thread means I have a solid end goal to aim for.

    Give me 2 weeks, I will have a solid troll lined up and executed.
     
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  16. Sherbert Hoover

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    I look forward to it, comrade.
     
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    Such legendary trolling abilities that nearly rival that of the old Christian Weston Chandler trolls many years ago. Hats off to you!
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    By the way, based on that last video, Sam would make a terrible voyeur porn director... and actor.
     
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  18. Sherbert Hoover

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    CEO Sam (in beautiful teal robes of the finest silk): Awwh, she's gone. Yes! Score!

    Cue mentally-deranged slow-motion dancing, with well-placed Vitamin Water in the background.

    Not Jennifer: Urhhhh, what uh you doin'?

    CEO Sam: Ohhh! Huh huh huh oh huh huh oh! Oh, Amanduh heh! Oh, nothin', nothin, nothin', nothin' at all. Kay. Nothin'... uhmmmm. I hate this song, mmmkay personally. But, to show my hate, mmmmkay, fer the song... alright, tha's what I was doin'. Ehhh. Leave me 'lone!

    Storms off.


    ​Such art.
     
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    I have read some Wickedforum threads about him.. it's hilarious.
     
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    You have a shit load of free time :)
     
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