Hey everyone, You want something truly black hat? Well heres one for you... 1. Go down to mexico 2. Find a little senorita that wants to get herself and her family into the U.S. 3. Arrange to marry her and get her citizenship in the us for $10K 4. She stays with you for a few years. 5. Then you get a divorce and she moves out and gets her real husband over the boarder..