First Post, with a <datetimestamp> Herpen? <Make this "something special"> Okay so someone is taking control of my keyboard away from me, and it had better stop or something bad will happen to them IRL. I leave you all to figure out the rest of the structure, and I'll be back within 2 hours to review the responses to this thread. I will pick one <yes it's a contest> <and no, there is no tangible reward> post and then declare it to be "The Winner" and then we will talk about that, maybe. Whatever. Make of it what you will. I can only give you so much, and don't presume to know more than me or I will publically embarrass you and make you my IRL bitch. People will refer to you as "GoiterMan's Bitch" or something. Well masked, eh? VPN is on, so have fun. Here's your first clue: http://www.google.cz/search?hl=cs&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=define+%22tangible%22&btnK= The word "asset" was at position #5 then. Let's see if it goes up or down. Back in 2 hours.