There was another member (or the same joker, possibly) who opened a very similar / almost exact worded thread just a few days back...
Is he in NY? Hmm... OK OP,
My terms:
1.
you can pay me bank-to-bank e-transfer from NY to my bank in India -- DAILY. Of course you will pay ALL the banks fees for the transfers.
2.
I will not accept e-transfer from your Indian bank. The e-transfer HAS to originate from your bank in NY, USA.
3.
Daily payments. (You said you'll be paying DAILY), So no missing on this very important part or you compensate me missed amount x 100 the next "working" day -- bank's working day of course.
4.
As the payment is too low (I am too ashamed even to think about it
), you must send me an advance payment of Rs.50 through e-transfer (your NY bank to my Indian bank) so that I can trust that you are really serious about paying regularly through that mode of transfer.
4b.
Just called (shocked is the right word) my bank manager informing him that I will be receiving a great amount daily from you, and he said he and his bank are also extremely ashamed to receive that kind of payment from a NRI slave in the US. He asked my permission to send you a princely sum of $1 to you immediately as (anyway) a goodwill gesture from India to enable you to return to India tomorrow and find a similar job, so kindly PM me your US bank details immediately. Thank you.
P.S.:
OK Hero,
That bank manager just called me to inform that his post master friend is offering you a nice job starting tomorrow. Your job is very simple and you will get Rs.100,000 per month. The job is to stand at a counter at the PO and stick out your tongue so that visitors can wet their postage stamp and apply it on the envelope. This seems a lot better offer than what you have posted above, so you must must must have it, go get it!
If you prefer working at NY post office (behind the Penn Station building / Madison Square Garden -- I guess you know where this well-known place is), the job is yours! Meet the officer and he will be very pleased to show you the door -- to a great career ofc!
See how great you'll look (I'm expecting a "Thank You!" from you!) -- if your hands get tired the PO visitors will use theirs, and if you want the Indian PO job, you have it too... when you're in India you may work at Mumbai GPO and when in NY, at the above place) -- of course, your tongue needs to be spit-polished every day -- the PO visitors should NOT get any infections, you see):
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Hope we shall never see such "f**kin'sulting" (a new word coined in memory of your offer) offers again on BHW.
