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Increase your Google PR Magically

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by nanavlad, Feb 11, 2010.

  1. nanavlad

    nanavlad Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    BE WARNED: Not following these steps exactly can cause more
    problems for you than you might expect. Your site can become
    deleted from other search-engines as well as never being
    added to the treasured Dmoz directory. This is NOT a joke!
    You must seriously devote yourself to this procedure.

    Note: the entire process is 5 days long. The first day is the
    most rigorous, the rest fairly subtle and devotional.

    Step 1 - Physical.

    Within day 1, submit your site to the Dmoz directory
    following their exact instructions. If you have already done
    it, that is OK! You will be doing it again. Pay close
    attention to all of the instructions and guidelines they
    present to you, follow them exactly.

    Step 2 - Vocal.

    Recite the following chant exactly 10 times while facing
    toward the Dmoz submission result screen. This is the
    screen that thanks you for suggesting your site. The chant
    MUST be said at volume; using roughly 60% of your vocal
    capacity. ALSO: place your LEFT hand on your mouse, and hold
    your right hand high in the air.

    dmoz, dmoz cyber dmoz click
    cyber click click submit click dmoz

    click input meta meta null null null null
    cyber go no request meta submitty submitty submitty

    http http http dmoz dmoz cyber
    cyber dmoz click click click

    add html add html add html add cyber
    go go go go dmoz dmoz dmoz submitty

    read read read read

    feel my thoughts and words, all mighty dmoz
    feel my pain
    feel my thoughts and words, all mighty dmoz
    feel my pain
    feel my thoughts and words, all mighty dmoz
    feel my pain
    feel my thoughts and words, all mighty dmoz
    feel my pain

    Step 3 - Days 2 through 5

    Every morning for the next 4 days, when you wake chant the
    following beside your bed:

    All mighty dmoz , all mighty dmoz ,
    I love you, mighty Dmoz.
    h-t-t-p-colon-slash-slash-w-w-w-dot-dmoz -dot-com

    All mighty google , all mighty google ,
    I love you, mighty Google.
    h-t-t-p-colon-slash-slash-w-w-w-dot-google -dot-com

    You're done. I give this information to you with kindness,
    and hope you will return that kindness when you have
    succeeded.

    Your Google PR is now increasing. ( 88% success rate )
    For the 12% who fail( Repeat whole spell--- 90% success rate)
     
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  2. subster

    subster Elite Member

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    This is really a cool method. It just works!
     
  3. jimbo2087

    jimbo2087 Regular Member

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    Great tips for any beginners out there. Im currently releasing an SEO e-Spell Book on ClickBank so lookout its gonna be massive.

    PM me if you wana be an aff
     
  4. BENNY8877

    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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    Good Share
     
  5. nanavlad

    nanavlad Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    No I'M not really into games

    But I have a friend who is into all these type of bullshit spells and things . so for a laugh I asked her to make me a couple of spells.

    Here-s One that actually works,

    lol
    I taught her how to get indexed in google by using cubestat

    Her friends thinks she is fantastic lol

    Spell for Getting Indexed in Google

    BE WARNED: Not following these steps exactly can cause more
    problems for you than you might expect. Your site can become
    deleted from other search-engines as well as never being
    added to the treasured Dmoz directory. This is NOT a joke!
    You must seriously devote yourself to this procedure.

    Step 1, Physical

    submit your site to cubestat.com


    Step 2 - Vocal.

    Recite the following chant exactly 10 times while facing
    toward the Dmoz submission result screen. This is the
    screen that thanks you for suggesting your site. The chant
    MUST be said at volume; using roughly 60% of your vocal
    capacity. ALSO: place your LEFT hand on your mouse, and hold
    your right hand high in the air.

    cubestat cubestat cubestat
    help help help
    index index index

    big G big G big G
    hear me , hear me hear me
    cubestat cubestat cubestat
    google google google
    index index index

    thanks cubey, cubey cubey
    thanks Google Google Google

    Step 3 Vocal

    All mighty google , all mighty google ,
    I love you, mighty Google.
    h-t-t-p-colon-slash-slash-w-w-w-dot-google -dot-com



    Step 3 - Vocal
    .
    Wait 5 minutes and repeat step 2

    You're done. I give this information to you with kindness,
    and hope you will return that kindness when you have
    succeeded.

    Your Site is now indexed by google ( 99% success rate )
    For the 1% who failed ( Repeat whole spell--- 100% success rate)
     
  6. BENNY8877

    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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  7. nanavlad

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    thizzladen Power Member

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    This method is already posted on [insert MySpace bulletin here].