Important message for Matt Cutts

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Dear Matt, we have been bombarded recently with posts about you reading this form. Since you have said that you do, I would like to take this opportunity to write you a message. I realise that you work on the webspam team but I was wondering if you could please pass a message on to those involved with Gmail.

Gmail is fucking fine, stop changing the fucking layout so we have to fucking learn how to fucking use it every fucking day. Its fucked!
 
I agree, so many people that use gmail do not even see all the emails because they are now divided into social and different folders. It sucks because people think they didn't get our emails
 
I actually like the recent updates as I can see through the clutter more easily.
Furthermore, I see recent e-mails that need adressed instead of the less important ads or updates that make me procrastinate :-)
 
Dear Matt, we have been bombarded recently with posts about you reading this form. Since you have said that you do, I would like to take this opportunity to write you a message. I realise that you work on the webspam team but I was wondering if you could please pass a message on to those involved with Gmail.

Gmail is fucking fine, stop changing the fucking layout so we have to fucking learn how to fucking use it every fucking day. Its fucked!

~This is exactly what I was thinking when I logged on a few weeks ago. And all the bloody pop-ups that try and "help", so annoying.
 
I'm not talking about the tabs so much, they are kind of an upgrade. They just keep moving stuff around, like the links that were up on the top right. It seems that every day they have moved something just for the sake of it.
 
Not only is the Gmail layout crappy, but our newsletter template used to work perfectly in gmail, now all of a sudden, gmail is the only platform that ignores the CSS. All other platforms render the email very nicely except gmail.

We use google apps for our emails so the only other option I guess is outlook, which also displays the emails perfectly.
 
Exactly I had to stop using gmail because the fat ass matt cutts wont leave well enough alone. Fuck you matt cutts stop buying every fucking thing and stop changing shit! My gmail and my youtube were just fine. You made youtube a steaming pile of shit you fat fuck!! I hate your fucking guts google and matt cutts fuck you!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sorry BHW just venting some steam. I fucking hate google and fucking Matt Cutts... My bad guys
 
Exactly I had to stop using gmail because the fat ass matt cutts wont leave well enough alone. Fuck you matt cutts stop buying every fucking thing and stop changing shit! My gmail and my youtube were just fine. You made youtube a steaming pile of shit you fat fuck!! I hate your fucking guts google and matt cutts fuck you!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sorry BHW just venting some steam. I fucking hate google and fucking Matt Cutts... My bad guys

It's okay buddy, your amongst friends here. Let it all out.
 
Exactly I had to stop using gmail because the fat ass matt cutts wont leave well enough alone. Fuck you matt cutts stop buying every fucking thing and stop changing shit!

I am only part of the web spam team, I have nothing to do with Gmail. Please do not call me about my appearance, I am only doing my job so that I can feed my kids.
 
It's okay buddy, your amongst friends here. Let it all out.

Thank you. I just needed to vent I am so sick of google buying every thing on the internet. Pretty soon they will just be calling the internet, Googlenet. anyways thanks for this post I needed to yell. :) I feel much better now.
 
The new Apps icon is confusing the shit out of people, imagine IT support desk getting all the calls asking where "Google Docs" went and having to update them that "Google Drive is under the 9 grey icon thingy to the top right"

How about telling them to go into their Gmail settings and they end up editing their Google+ Profile / Account settings, when you tell them to go back to Gmail and to click "the cog icon" they react like they've never seen a cog in their life? But when you say "Click the Gear Icon" they get smirky and reply "You mean the SETTINGS icon!?" - hmm, I guess I'm the idiot that doesn't know the difference.

Youtube comments right now is hilarious. Go spam some URL's, copypasta novels, copypasta 1200 lines of HTML / Javascript!, hotkey script it and get 500 comment replies to your already spammy comment in under 60 seconds and get stuck at the top! hoorray! We met the deadline guys! Now all the hipsters at Google can go listen to Chicago techno and drink their sorrows away! NOPE you're called in, time to bug fix this shitty commenting integration! Another deadline!
 
Dear Matt, we have been bombarded recently with posts about you reading this form. Since you have said that you do, I would like to take this opportunity to write you a message. I realise that you work on the webspam team but I was wondering if you could please pass a message on to those involved with Gmail.

Gmail is fucking fine, stop changing the fucking layout so we have to fucking learn how to fucking use it every fucking day. Its fucked!

Sorry but I dont speak a lot with the gmail team, they are fair away from my home... but thanks for your words
Matt
 
i agree and stop adding new shits and allow users to change the layout for the old one
 
this is sooooo funny haha, maybe, we can reverse psychology him into showing himself.
 
You know,

On an Android phone you can open up G+ app, find a random person then do a "+Matt Cutts [insert copypasta]"

What's funny about this is you can Copy / Paste this as many times as you want. On new statuses, reply comments, etc. The copy/paste automatically tags him when you copy/paste on Android G+ app.

You can spam his G+ notifications this way. Try it on dummy accounts. They need to fix this shit.
 
I find that the "new" Compose Email layout in Gmail really sucks balls, I almost change all of my correspondence email to Yahoo Mail again, if not for Yahoo is acting mighty weird nowadays.

Really, just give us the old layout!
 
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