I swear to God if I see one more stupid ebook with wild claims I'm gonna scream. In fact it got me thinking that maybe I'll write my own and release it on April 1st. How I Ate A Jumbo Jet In Less Than 6 Hours And Then Sold The Story To 3 Million Gullible Idiots And Made $9.2M In A Week or How I Walked From Washington To Mexico In Less Than An Hour And How You Can Too The latest one in my email was some guy who reckons he made $1.9M selling his latest dumb ebook and now he wants to teach me. The first question that popped into my head was "why?". Why are you not sitting in a hotel somewhere with hot and cold running girls.