I'm a nOOb, please do everything for me

Hey buy my ebook, install the freee software on you PC, wake up in the morning and press the big red button.
There will be two guys round this afternoon to install an ATM in your kitchen. $27.97

This thread should be compulsory reading for noobs. Then a multiple choice quiz.
I was one once, but thanks to the generosity of this forum, and reading loads of threads, I make an income thanks to you guys.

There reason why I am where I am now is because I did tons of reading, experimenting, failing, thinking and asking stupid questions on various forums over the last 8 or so years. I'm not some kind of Einstein. Everyone can do it. Now I usually don't mind helping out but some people start having a bubble bath and expect me to become their full time personal tutor.

I could read about building a bridge all day, but if I never get around to starting I'm still going to have to swim across the fucking river.

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said like a true go getter!

couldnt agree more with you on that.

punn3301 said:

I once read it was possible to make money while I was sleeping in my underwear at my kitchen table at the beach on autopilot. Are you trying to tell me this is NOT the case?

I'm confused.

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Yes, young Padawan, it is possible. Not only do I make money while I'm sleeping, but I ignore my web business for weeks on end and it keeps on pumping out money.

The catch: I worked my ass off first for a very long time with little to no results for much longer than I was comfortable with.

Who's dredging up these ancient threads?

sinewave said:

Who's dredging up these ancient threads?

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garyrob. And I for one salute him for at least digging into thing that have already happened instead of just reading the last 2 hours worth of posts and throwing up a "Yeah, but how do I REALLY make teh $$$?????!!!!????!?!?!?!one!!111" thread.

Of course, pumping the post count by dredging up dead posts like a mad scientist zombie hunter isn't ideal, but hey, you want to wear the dress, you put on the panty hose, right?

Ok... that was a terrible analogy... I think I'll go to sleep now.

so true .... great mentoring post!

Nevarc said:

I could read about building a bridge all day, but if I never get around to starting I'm still going to have to swim across the fucking river.

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Boom, Right On The Money There!

Heh so neat when someone brings up an old post . Specially one that makes you think . He is most definately right about the downloads . Everyonce in a great while I may venture there for a tool I may need but as far as the stupid ebooks or other shit that is a no no for me.

I at times feel insecure in some things when it comes to making money on the net . But like he said it is all trial and error . I try and sometimes I error . Still alot of shit I do not know . But most often than not because of sticking to a game plan I usually tend to make 1k a week . I know it is not that huge amount nervac was talking about but for now where I live it is great money .

However I do need to step up my game just a hair so that is where I get into experementing . Taking something that works and flipping it around to suit my needs . Going off in right field while everyone else is in left field . That is my gig that is what I do and it works for me.

It was Nervac that pointed me indirectly to this light through my membership at dominate IM . Alot of the methods where right ehre at BHW but he made it simple to understand . Plus he taugh us how to think outside the box . I now know that I do not need to be a member that the real lesson was hey stupid get off your ass and do something and to think outside the box.

But as far as mentors go some people do need them . Sometimes I need them but that is what to some degree BHW is about . Not necesary Mentors but what is the word I am looking for to umm network . Yes sometimes we need to network . To bounce ideas off each others head . 1 great mind with a great idea is cool but 10 people helping to turn that great idea into a perfect idea is awsome . That is where BHW comes in .

Look at these threads . Look in craigslist . The majority of them are based off the same idea just personal unique spins of that one idea . So happens with any thread at BHW . Someone can post a great IDEA and than others chime in to make that great idea better . Sometimes reading those very post help me to genreate ideas how I myself can spin those methods for profit .

When I first started here I worked at Burger King ! I was a minimum wage slave. I was a victim of indentured servitude . No longer today because of BHW I have my life and freedom back .

Can anyone relate to what I am saying?

Wooow .. i think this is what i needed .. a Big F****ng Slap ! .. Thanks .. ! i gonna do smthng then

How did you find this thread???? lol

This this is prehistoric....lol

blackhatcatz said:

Yes, Just getting thing done even in a slow pace, will put you ahead of all the 'smarter' well read aspiring marketers out there. I've personally met Chia and Mike F and they do take action immediately. Consequently though, chia failed 7 long years, before becoming a successful marketer.

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So you actually say that is true and not just another hype story?

I read how all these "gurus" say that when they started, they had a huge debt and then they acted and failed and until they became millionaires (like John Reese). Sometimes I just think it's a nice story to connect with the reader and make him think that "He too can do this!". LOL, I learn from these guys to achieve what they did but I learn differently, I will know how to write a good hype story if I ever need one

great post

Always liked this thread...

Since it was re-opened, I had a thought I wanted to share with many of you as well, and that is;

Do not overcomplicate things... ever hear of KISS?
(keep it simple stupid)

Here is my Stoner take on over-consumption and over-complicated thinking;

Here in the wonderful United States, there was a time we travelled into space... NASA and other corporate investors spent over 8 million dollars to develop a pen that would write in space... WOW - True genius'

The Russians? They just took a pencil.

woodstuck said:

Here in the wonderful United States, there was a time we travelled into space... NASA and other corporate investors spent over 8 million dollars to develop a pen that would write in space... WOW - True genius'

The Russians? They just took a pencil.

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False. http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

Also, I have a question for you personally. Its unrelated to this thread, but I just have to ask this time. Please don't take this as offensive, because I don't mean to be, but...whats up with you and marijuana? You mention something about smoking almost every post. It's kind of strange.

Oh and...good thread. I'm glad it was dug up, I enjoyed reading it.

Nevarc said:

God these posts are starting to take over this forum.

Look, I know you guys have semi good intentions, but this is just total crap.

Broken Record Playing ..........Now! > This is not fucking DIGITAL POINT

If you can't take a few hours out of your life to learn on your own and read through the forum, this business is not for you.

All day I get PM's and IM's non stop "Nevarc can you please teach me to make money?"

Dude, if I had this forum ten years ago I would own an island in the tropics right now.

You new to internet marketing people have no idea how easy you have it these days, money basically grows on trees now.

I started 10 years ago at 18 years old and let me be the first to tell you that just because spamming was pretty easy, it wasn't a free ride.

People were still very uncomfortable spending money over the internet and most websites looked like something a fourth grader would make on a Compaq 386.

Back in the day you couldn't even get a merchant account or paypal, you had to convince people to mail you a check or money order if you had your own product and affiliate deals were few and far between.

I don't just blame the idiotic world we live in for the lack of work ethic, I blame people like Filsaime, Chia, Felix, Paul, Comm, and about 300 other scumbags that keep the 98% of the internet marketing world in a 47 dollar info product stuper constantly chasing the next promise of easy money.

All these guys do is have you run in circles with double talk and methods that will never really make you any money.

This forum has a ton of fantastic posts written by a ton of very smart people. Combine a few simple tactics and you have a minimum of $300 a day if you are the worst marketer in the world.

That's $2100 a week or over 100k a year which is more than 98% of the world makes a year.

Want to know while you never make any money? Just go to homepage for all the forum sections.

Take a look at which category always has the most people in it...Yep "Member Downloads", surprise surprise.

I could read about building a bridge all day, but if I never get around to starting I'm still going to have to swim across the fucking river.

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hey Nevarc,

Damn man, i was around learning Basic while you still suckling!!!! but i gotta hand it to ya, ya learned and ya learned good!!!

QUESTION - If there was 1 person/course that you'd recommend for an 'ole timer like me, who/what would it be???

or maybe it would be a combo of people??

let me know, oh yeah...

FYI... I'm use to hard work - i'm old skool!!!

That hardly makes it false... we actually did develop a pen like that at a huge cost... and we did sell it commercially (it wrote upside down).

As far as marijuana goes, I am a big proponent of legalization. I am chosen to let all the idiots know how it can help save our economy, our people, our Country, and more. I hate that we think we are so smart here, and yet we are really NOT. Hope that helps address the Pot thing - it doesn't hurt that I make my living with this topic.

(exhales, LOL)

Ya know I used to think I was a smart person... Then I realized everyone else is just dumb and lazy. Its ok though cause I get to still be relativity a smart person!

foghorn said:

Ya know I used to think I was a smart person... Then I realized everyone else is just dumb and lazy. Its ok though cause I get to still be relativity a smart person!

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Why are you posting in a thread that has been dead for 3 years?