If you could have any bot...

If you could have any bot for your business what would you pick, and on what platform, and why? Mine would be a YT comment liker bot. Could get tons of exposure. Which would you pick?

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Good bots can be really expensive.

I've always wanted a bot that can mix up plaster of paris, it uses a real quarter to imprint both sides, melts down an alloy of the exact composition the quarters are made of, then pours, molds, polishes and cleans hundreds of thousands of counterfeit quarters every day.

Just think how much money a bot like that could make you. All the idiots go the paper route and eventually the CIA finds out. But whens the last time you saw a cashier inspect a quarter? And more importantly if they pass the quarter machine test you could cash in hundreds of pounds a day ... a bot like this would make you millions in a few months.

BreaknBrix said:

Good bots can be really expensive.

I've always wanted a bot that can mix up plaster of paris, it uses a real quarter to imprint both sides, melts down an alloy of the exact composition the quarters are made of, then pours, molds, polishes and cleans hundreds of thousands of counterfeit quarters every day.

Just think how much money a bot like that could make you. All the idiots go the paper route and eventually the CIA finds out. But whens the last time you saw a cashier inspect a quarter? And more importantly if they pass the quarter machine test you could cash in hundreds of pounds a day ... a bot like this would make you millions in a few months.

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Even though you are not talking seriously, there are actually "bots" (automated machines) that can produce counterfeit coins

Coins have a very small profit margin. Lower denominations often cost more to manufacture than their face value. That's why many people want to get rid of pennies.

Bleght said:

Coins have a very small profit margin. Lower denominations often cost more to manufacture than their face value. That's why many people want to get rid of pennies.

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Interesting. I knew that about pennies but quarters cost 11.14 cents to make as of 2011.

1 lb of copper costs $2.25. You can make 86 quarters at 91.77% copper purity. Then nickel at $3.40 / lb would make 946 quarters.

86 X 25 cents = $21.50 of quarters from 1lb of copper - $.30 of nickel we're down to $21.20.

If we measure strictly by materials it'll cost $2.55 to make $21.20 worth of quarters.

The heat to melt them down wouldn't be expensive. It would be 3 molds, 2 copper-nickel then 1 copper. You have to make 3 molds for every 1 quarter. Heads clad/core/tails clad. Then you gotta stamp or melt those bitches together without fucking up the quarters. You'd need some type of machine to weigh... probably grind, polish and automate removal of imperfect pieces.

I don't know. It does sound intimidating. Possibly a few hundred k of hydraulic gears, presses, computers.... state of the art computers. Fuck art I'm trying this right now...

Just waiting for the soft sell post to come in 3...2...1...

"Actually I've made Youtube comment liker bot, it gives you incredible exposure, you can get it here at crappywebsiteownedbytheop.com..."

EDIT: Some sort of web 2.0 bot that also performs fellatio to a realistic degree.
EDIT 2: Forget the web 2.0 part.

I would like a bot that makes me money to pay my taxis

Paypal monky generator would be a bot of my choice.